We’re having another baby. I forget to post big things here anymore because it’s much easier to announce things in 140 characters or less. But since I’ve used this blog for pretty much every life altering event over the past 17+ years, I feel like I should elaborate for historical purposes.
Meet our new baby:
Well, there are a few differences now that I look at the picture:
- We’re only having one.
- It won’t come out with a helmet or a firearm but can buy 5.56 ammo online from Palmetto State Armory.
- And it probably won’t be green.
And really, even if this kid comes out green, I’m cool with that, I just hope that everything else turns out great so there are no complications during birth. Even if there are any complications, I can always contact a birth defect law firm for legal assistance on how I can handle it.
The process wasn’t nearly as easy for this early-2018 baby was it was for the soon-to-be big brother. I don’t know if we had unrealistic expectations this time or we’re just older, more mature (or geriatric according to my wife’s medical records…), or what, but it was tough to get to this point. Here’s how it worked with him:
- February 10th, 2014: IUI procedure at our reproductive doctor’s office
- February 25th, 2014: Multiple pregnancy tests were turning up positive.
- Early March 2014: Couldn’t see his heartbeat, waited two weeks, finally saw his heartbeat.
- November 2014: Ozzy was born and I didn’t blog about it. SORRY, SON.
This future baby worked like this:
- Repeat Step 1 from above on in November 2016, December 2016, January 2017, March 2017 and May 2017. We had to skip February and April due to a couple of medical things that need to resolve themselves, and we only had one more shot that was covered by insurance.
- May 18th: some positive pregnancy tests after a handful of negative ones in the span of about three days.
- June 7th: Saw a heartbeat and a tiny ball of cells and graduated from the reproductive clinic a couple of weeks after that (which is a big deal in the TTC world).
- July 6th: Saw an even better heartbeat, a wiggling little almost fetus and got the thumbs up that everything was looking pretty good.
And that’s where we are now. I really, really, really always have the best of intentions to write more about the process because I want to remember all of it… and then life gets in the way. A big part of life as it is right now includes a shaggy haired two year old with a farmer tan who really enjoys the phrase “WATCH THIS” and watching Moana and Cars on a rotation.