i got myself some dr. pepper ten this morning

And now I have a penis. Not really. But Dr. Pepper’s weak ass attempt at using macho marketing made me think I might. Does it not?

But here’s the thing, it’s not just Dr. Pepper Ten that’s been geared towards dudes. Exhibit 2:

DUDES GET OFF ON FERGIE. And on tying cherry stems in knots. And probably Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper.

Here’s the kind of commercials they showed in the 60s. And this makes me want to buy Dr. Pepper!

It has something for everyone! Sand castles! Beaches! Campfires! Women AND men eating hot dogs! Trumpets!

What's up?