Know what I’m thankful for?
The Thin Mints and can of Coke I’m having for breakfast.
Oatmeal was probably a better option, but you know what? We’re too busy for me to go all the way to the microwave for a minute and 30 seconds, which is pretty super a really good thing. Especially in this economy. I love that phrase so much that I want to use it every single day of my life. Forever.
I’m thankful for more things. I plan on listing them. Sooner or later.