Know where I’m going shopping for everyone’s Christmas presents this year? The Karate Store. They have the authentic helmets worn by the American Gladiators. I don’t know karate, but I do know I love those helmets. And, for all of you awesome Ultimate/Cage fighting fans? They even have mixed martial arts gear.

I was having a relatively calm day and then I found this website and now I can’t stop thinking about wanting to fight someone! The weapons section of the Karate Store is full of awesome things like nunchakus, sai, swords… My posse of friends will be like real life action Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, except we’re no longer teenagers or turtles. Probably not Mutants either, but the ninja part? Oh, yeah we are.

Holy crap. I’ve never seen such an awesome collection of throwing stars in my life.

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