chris baker probably humps donkeys

You know I’m a WNBA fan. We’re hitting up two games this weekend, just so I can get my fix in before the Summer Olympics start up putting the season on a break for most of August.

Chris Baker, the man I will now refer to as The Largest Douche in All the Land, isn’t so much an WNBA fan. At all realy. He’s a local talk radio host. While I’ve never listened to his show (and never plan on it at this point), I think it’s safe to say he’s a gigantic turd.

The topic of his show on 100.3 KTLK (which will never be turned on in my presence) was about things that never lived up to their hype. (Chris Baker’s radio career might be one I’d throw out!) One caller suggested the WNBA should be added to that list. His response?

“You know what [the WBNA] is? That’s a place for lesbians to make out when they score,” Baker said.

Thanks, Chris Baker, for making something so exciting to any female athlete seem like the cheap fantasy you’re too scared to tell your wife about.

I’d like to invite Chris Baker to join me at the Lynx game Friday night or even Sunday evening. And anytime the Lynx scores, I’ll just punch him square in the neck. Or the prostate.

Gratuitous video of WNBA players in a bench-clearing brawl can be found right here. Take it as a sign, baker. When the players aren’t busy making out after they score, they’re busy beating the shit out of grown ass men like Rick Mahorn.

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