So, what’s up? I kinda miss the internet during the day. Not so much at night, though, because I’m too busy, you know, making out and holding hands and generally being super schmoopy. And I’d pick that over the internet any ol’ day. Because, hi, two week and two day anniversary today. Just sayin’.
And right now, I have like half an hour before I need to unpack my car from camping last weekend and picking up my apartment and sort laundry and do dishes and even maybe take a nap. While I’ve been working and not spending all my free time on the internets, I’ve missed a lot. Like the following:
- A song called Missouri
- Clay Aiken is having a kid. What the hell, Clay? I totally had plans on getting you knocked up, son.
I can’t even find anything to top the fact that Clay Fucking Aiken is gonna have a kid. I can’t wait to read that kid’s auto-biography.