- Riley just had his first ice cream cone and The Kid is incredible. Like knots in my stomach incredible. #
- 3 nights of tent sleeping and I am pretty sure my lower back just needs to be completely replaced. #
- If I only had some fly sunglasses today, I would probably be arrested for being the biggest pimp in all the land. #
- The toilets at my work have such strong water pressure that my butt often gets washed if I’m not careful. #
- Two seconds away from punching Gine Hole square in the jaw. #
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