- My dog is once again marking other dogs faces with his urine. Sigh. #
- Staying up until 2:30 texting feverishly seemed like a good idea at the time. Not so much this morning. Hey there, puffy eyes. #
- Love getting cut off by a lady with a glass dolphin hanging on her rear view mirror. You’re a bad ass, sweet tits. #
- Bad news, world. I found out I can drink coffee with powder creamer now and not just milk. I guess I’m grown up now. Sigh. #
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