- We’re in the burbs and I ran into my roommate from 2002’s boyfriend. Kinda not saying hi! #
- Making business plans with your BFFs at a bar during 2-for-1s? Best ideas ever. #
- And this whole bar just got rickrolled by @agent_zero! #
- @billhelm mancini’s is for pussies! #
- @billhelm but do they have 2-for-1s??!! #
- I don’t know what I hate more: the person that played the Huey Lewis song or that I know that it’s from the movie Duets. #
- Jenni and I almost had to fight off 40 year olds in the bathroom because we didn’t give her toilet paper but they did not fucking ask fo … #
- It’s time for the first dog park trip of the year! Hey spring, I missed you! #
- I wish I knew proper etiquette for when your dog pees on another one. No reason. #
- Last time I bathed my own dog, he weighed less than 20 lbs. And now I know there’s a reason I pay someone to do it monthly. #
- @best_day_ever I am on my way over because i can eat all 18. CUPCAKES! #
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