I always read my hometown newspaper, The Sedalia Democrat, on a daily basis. I know a few of the writers (I used to be done!) and it’s also fun to keep abreast on the happenings of things eight hours south of me.
Let me give you the lowdown on today’s paper. The high school choir teacher is in the midst of some scandal involving him doing dirty things with students. According to the wording of the article, he’s apparently gay, which not only means some high school boys are going to have some explaining to do to their parents and cheerleader girlfriends, but the choir teacher will either have to pack his bags and move or never step foot out of his house again.
There’s also an article about Mike Hawk selling postcards on eBay. MIKE HAWK. (I’ll make this easier. Mike Hawk = My Cock. Get it? Right.) Funny thing about this? It was after some school-related event, and it must have been in the fall of my sophomore year. A bunch of us, probably six or seven of us, piled into the front of Angie’s truck. I’m pretty sure she wasn’t allowed to have passengers yet (all of our parents did this; driving with friends was too much of a distraction!), but this was important.
We just had to drive from the high school (don’t worry; the choir teacher was a cranky old lady back then) to the closest store we could find, because we’d just been talking about Mike Hawk for hours. We all ran into the store, clearly up to no good, and scattered among the beautiful discount clothing. Either Jackie or Amy ran up to the service desk and asked them to page Mike Hawk. They did, because clearly they hadn’t been giggling about this like we had, and you could hear random teenage girl laughter erupt throughout the store.
Then, we all ran out, piled back into the cab of a Toyota truck and busted it back to school before Angie’s mom caught us breaking Driving Rule #1.
Now that I’ve explained my personal attachment to Mike Hawk who showed me a real good deal on the Acura OEM Parts
as well, I think you’ll understand why I found the comment that was left on the article so damn hilarious. I’ve provided a screenshot, because I have a feeling that whoever is in charge of the damn web-content issues will deem this offensive. I’m just glad to know that there are people carrying on our infantile high school behavior.