bootylicious military clothing

As a preface to the rest of this post, I apologize for the amount of time I will be spending on the internets until I find a job. I’m sorry. I don’t know what else to do with my time. Having said that…

According to Elle magazine, do you know what can make your flat butt look bigger? Buy some military clothing. I always knew there was something about boys in BDUs when I dated the entire Air Force during my early 20s. Apparently military-style pants are made with a “double seat” design that, well, boost the badonkadonk. (Don’t worry. I looked that up on Urban Dictionary and it’s spelled right.)

(Also, that’s totally a picture of my butt.)

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