the holiday countdown begins

I’m not a huge fan of Halloween, and I don’t think I ever have been. Yeah, last year, I dressed up as an entirely inappropriate and fictional superhero, which landed me the Best Overall Costume Award, but mainly I just went to the party to be able to drink copious amounts of alcohol while wearing a cape and a swim cap. Trust me. You’d do the same thing.

I’ve never seen an out-of-the-box customer that’s made me want to buy it right that very second. There are only so many slutty nurse outfits or cat costumes that are out there before they start to all look the same. With so many cat-related movies that have come out in the last couple of years, though, there’s certainly variety – Cat Woman, the Cat in the Hat, Sylvester the Cat. And there’s always an option of dressing up like one of The Pussycat Dolls. These are all really great and reasonably cute costumes, but aside from adding the word DEAD in front of any of them and splattering the costume with fake blood, they’re just not as offensive as I need them to be. Is that wrong?

A cat costume for Riley? Now that might be something I’d invest in.

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