imagining he’s in the middle of the ocean, surrounded by tiny little seahorses

With my Gym Buddyâ„¢ now living in Bangor, Maine, I haven’t been to the gym yet this month. In fact, I haven’t been to the gym since July 18th. I’m not a winner right now!

I have nothing motivational to say to myself to go. I’m just going to quit being stupid and go. Besides, how else am I going to A) walk 60 miles in 3 days without dying or B) get there 8 times this month to get $20 off my gym membership, if I don’t start going now?

Now see my dog model:

Riley on the couch Riley on the couch.

It’s like glamour shots for dogs. If only he could raise his paw up under his chin.


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