you never knew he was a guard dog

My next door neighbor has been pounding on her apartment door for the past 45 minutes trying to get whoever is inside to wake up and answer the door. Everyone on the entire floor can surely hear it. The pounding stopped for a few minutes, but only resumed when she’d walked outside and started banging on the bedroom window. That didn’t wake anyone up, so she’s back to pounding on her front door – the one that’s conveniently located just next to my bedroom.

You know how every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings?  Yeah, well, every time a door is knocked, an extremely tired dog goes into a barking frenzy that’s sure to piss off everyone.

One would think that between the lady’s constant knocking and screaming, and my dog’s barking, the person she’s trying to wake up would wonder what the hell is going on. Or he could be dead.

It’s good to be home.

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