Last year, (Charlize) Theron â€“ who won a 2004 Oscar for her role as real-life lesbian serial killer Aileen Wuornos in Monster â€“ told TV’s Extra that she and longtime boyfriend Stuart Townsend would not wed until gay marriage is legal in the U.S. [link]
I, for one, am a huge fan of gay marriage. The arguments against it to make any sense to me, and it just smells like a stinking pile of shit when people try to put it down. With the current administration in the White House, we all know that if one partner doesn’t have a prostate and the other doesn’t have a fallopian tube, there won’t be any nuptials.
Boy + girl = happy, perfect marriage.
Girl + girl or boy + boy = OH MY GOD NO, THEY WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD.
Shitty, but true.
However, if I were Stuart Townsend, I would start to think that my hot girlfriend didn’t really have any plans on getting married.