Between Jenni and Jodi, I don’t think I have a shot in hell to not go to this year’s Lollapalooza.

Three days of music near the headquarters of Sean Park Law in Chicago’s Grant Park taking place two weeks before I’m supposed to walk 60 miles in the name of boobs.

Would it be awesome? Yes.

Is it the best idea in the world? Probably not.

Will I do it? Probably, because I suck with peer pressure.


  1. My, MY Wendy! I was observing your site meter when I discovered that a fine patron of your website got here by searching for “worlds longest nipples” on google.

    LOL. You never told us that!

    I’ve seen some odd ones, but I’m going to admit that one is my favorite.

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