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• I am so not ready for real grown up life to start back up tomorrow. Camping, boozing, and making out makes for an awesome weekend. #
• Sleeping alone for the first time since Wednesday and it pretty much sucks. Holy crap, I am lame. #
• My car smells so horrible and it’s an unidentified smell, which is kinda scary. #
• I am meeting The Kid tonight. And holy balls, am I nervous. #
• Marky Mark it playing overhead right now. And you are damn right I still know all the words. #
• @fontosaurus nope! sorry, dude. #
• @rickmcmillin my money is on this one being a boy! #

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• Back to civilization. Jury’s still out on whether or not I want to be back! #
• I am taking quite possibly the best bath of all time. Campground showers? Not 100% effective! #

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• We just found the best burgers in the world!! #
• @suzi109 they were at target and now they are going camping with us! #
• “I’m double dipping because I’ve had my tongue in your mouth.” I have the best lines ever. #
• @borninazoo it’s even better when they don’t even bat an eye when you say it. #
• I will probably die of anticipation and/or excitement before the day ends. Yay for hong camping weekends! #
• @fontosaurus yes. exactly. #
• Some girl is talking to me while I am peeing at work. I have boundary issues with this! #
• I love conducting phone interviews SO much. #

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• Left my cash and my debit card at home. No lunch for me today. So sad. #
• I have a co-worker that I would like to punch in the gine hole and in a non pleasant way. #
• @suzi109 absolutely! and thanks for teaching it to me! #
• There’s a missed connections post on craigslist thats totally for me. It totally made me giggle. #
• About to fill my night with cleaning my car, the dog park, packing, shopping for camping, and making out. Who have I turned into? #

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• Post coital peanut butter sammiches. Just sayin. #
• @best_day_ever and you make fun of me?? #
• @best_day_ever i’m super hardcore…. at something i’m sure! #
• Hot dogs at Target for lunch was not the best idea I’ve had in the last 24 hours. #
• Passed up 7th row Twins tickets for tonight. They were totally Carl Pohlad’s seats. And I clearly must be smitten. #

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• Proof of being smitten #584: really bad song lyrics that make me go AWWWWW and then grin while singing along. #
• 2 hours for an offsite meeting followed by a 2 hour staff meeting. Not excited about this at all. #

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Know what’s disgustingly cute? Calls at 11:30 p.m. that are just to say good night, but then last two and a half hours.

Tonight: Wholesome TV Watching Night.

Tomorrow: Date Night (oh, wait for it…) to celebrate our Weekiversary.

Pretty sure that was a very loud gay foghorn sound I just heard in the distance and all rights I’ve ever had to the Bad Ass Club being revoked right this very second.

• @reversecowgirl what the fuck are you watching, dude?? #
• I just touched a boob. #
• @alivecomic probably would have made more sense if you would’ve been there! or just ask amelia! #
• Seriously falling asleep at my desk right now. #
• Work is a ZOO. I’m glad. Too much doin’ it is making me so damn sleepy. Not really complaining though. #
• @erikarenee keeping you all in my thoughts. kinda happy to have twitter while you’re there! #

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• Taking my parents to IKEA for the first time ever. Pretty sure they’ll hate it! #
• The object of my affection currently ranks my hair as only my 2nd best feature. I think we might be over, because the shit is #1! #
• @reversecowgirl that was #1, asshole. #
• The people playing next to us brought their own darts to the bar and will clearly hate us soon. #
• Just drove Jenni and Matt home. They both sat in the back seat. Smoke on that Morgan Freeman. #
• In an attempt at comedy gold last night, I threw half a bag of combos out of the car while driving down Lyndale. They’re still on the si … #
• My dad is like a little kid at the Como Zoo monkey house. #
• @suzi109 my parents were just trying to tell me we should go there for lunch! #
• Just scored some awesome camping dishes for $1.80. Nice find, Dad! #
• Couch time! And for the first time in a week, it’s by myself. I hope I can remember how it’s done! #

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I had no idea it’s been almost a week since I made an actual real post. I’d say I’m sorry, but the thing is, I’m not.

I don’t use the internet at working during the day, I’m sure I could, but I’m too busy trying to learn a whole new career path, and it just happens to be a whole new career path that I think was really meant for me. So, you know, I’m concentrating on this career thing for a minute or two. It’s kinda cool!

And the there’s some other things:

• My parents are in town until Tuesday morning. Tomorrow, I think we’re hitting Como Zoo and, if I can talk my parents into it, we’re taking the train from close to their hotel into downtown Minneapolis. I want to show off my work and my city, dammit!
• My apartment looks like a trainwreck. I’ve been meaning to clean it. I really have. But I haven’t. And now I have 564,119 loads of laundry to do. Riley doesn’t do a great job keeping up on the chores while I’m at work. I’d put him on the naughty bench if I had one.
• I’m no longer on the big pimpin’ market. Yes, you read it right here first. Or perhaps via Twitter. There’s this thing called a relationship I’d heard awesome things about, and guess what? Completely awesome. I’m so giddy and my friends say I’m twitterpated. I think am, too.
• Camping over Memorial Day weekend with most of the usual suspects, plus the aforementioned relationshipee. I know that’s not a word, but I don’t care. It’s almost 5 in the morning so give me a break.