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• @reversecowgirl what the fuck are you watching, dude?? #
• I just touched a boob. #
• @alivecomic probably would have made more sense if you would’ve been there! or just ask amelia! #
• Seriously falling asleep at my desk right now. #
• Work is a ZOO. I’m glad. Too much doin’ it is making me so damn sleepy. Not really complaining though. #
• @erikarenee keeping you all in my thoughts. kinda happy to have twitter while you’re there! #

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• Taking my parents to IKEA for the first time ever. Pretty sure they’ll hate it! #
• The object of my affection currently ranks my hair as only my 2nd best feature. I think we might be over, because the shit is #1! #
• @reversecowgirl that was #1, asshole. #
• The people playing next to us brought their own darts to the bar and will clearly hate us soon. #
• Just drove Jenni and Matt home. They both sat in the back seat. Smoke on that Morgan Freeman. #
• In an attempt at comedy gold last night, I threw half a bag of combos out of the car while driving down Lyndale. They’re still on the si … #
• My dad is like a little kid at the Como Zoo monkey house. #
• @suzi109 my parents were just trying to tell me we should go there for lunch! #
• Just scored some awesome camping dishes for $1.80. Nice find, Dad! #
• Couch time! And for the first time in a week, it’s by myself. I hope I can remember how it’s done! #

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I had no idea it’s been almost a week since I made an actual real post. I’d say I’m sorry, but the thing is, I’m not.

I don’t use the internet at working during the day, I’m sure I could, but I’m too busy trying to learn a whole new career path, and it just happens to be a whole new career path that I think was really meant for me. So, you know, I’m concentrating on this career thing for a minute or two. It’s kinda cool!

And the there’s some other things:

• My parents are in town until Tuesday morning. Tomorrow, I think we’re hitting Como Zoo and, if I can talk my parents into it, we’re taking the train from close to their hotel into downtown Minneapolis. I want to show off my work and my city, dammit!
• My apartment looks like a trainwreck. I’ve been meaning to clean it. I really have. But I haven’t. And now I have 564,119 loads of laundry to do. Riley doesn’t do a great job keeping up on the chores while I’m at work. I’d put him on the naughty bench if I had one.
• I’m no longer on the big pimpin’ market. Yes, you read it right here first. Or perhaps via Twitter. There’s this thing called a relationship I’d heard awesome things about, and guess what? Completely awesome. I’m so giddy and my friends say I’m twitterpated. I think am, too.
• Camping over Memorial Day weekend with most of the usual suspects, plus the aforementioned relationshipee. I know that’s not a word, but I don’t care. It’s almost 5 in the morning so give me a break.

• The homeless guy on the corner of Lake and something or other just tried flashing some shoulder at me. It didn’t work. #
• @reversecowgirl I have conquered you, Meshbeshers! #
• I’m it Uptown next to a brother in a SmartCar blaring Alicia Keys. I think I love him. #
• Gay Day 2008: Cindi got her pretty pretty princess kite stuck in a tree in less than an hour. #
• The verdict is in: Jenni wins the Bocce season opener and I am twitterpated! My friends say so. #

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• Um, I look like I belong in a Banana Republic catalog today. I guess that means I look kinda douchey! #
• DEAR GOD I GOT A REAL PAYCHECK. #
• Pretty much everything in my life is the best ever now. #
• @erikarenee you are my shopping hero! #

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• 15 minutes is not nearly enough time to talk about a trip to Mexico AND what I’ve been up to while those 2 were away! #
• Holy mother of Kurtis J Blow. I have surpassed the 1000 text mark since 5/9. I probably need a new phone! #
• Four hours of sleep last night. This has gotta stop. But the reason I’m not getting any sleep is too awesome right now. #
• Can you still be a pimp and be in a relationship? No reason. #
• @best_day_ever wait until you see it in person. and see what happens when you leave the country without me?? #
• @amelia23 are you comparing me to k fed?? #
• My manager just asked me if I needed breaks throughout the day to get up and jump around. Yes yes I do!! #

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• I had to provide answers about customs when checking Jenni and Matt in for their flight tomorrow. It was kinda scary! #
• Someone lost a nose ring somewhere in my living room tonight. So, I guess that was better than laying on the couch all night. #
• Holy crap. I need a haircut really bad. #
• @reversecowgirl how about saturday before my parents get here? #
• Dear Twitter: I wish I could explain the grin I’ve had on my face since Saturday night. But I really can’t. I just feel like a big goon. … #

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• Best trip to the dog park ever. It’s gonna require a bath for Riley and a cold shower for me. #
• Hey, work. I sorta want to think about things other than you today. No offense! #
• This is pretty much my best day of work ever. #
• I hate wearing grown up lady business pants, because I have to put my debit card in my bra and that makes me feel way too girly. #
• 653 texts used in 4 days. Wouldn’t you all like to know what thats all about. #

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• How to Create Invisible Shelves
  These are the greatest shelves of all time, and now I’m kinda bummed all sold all my stupid books to Half Price Books!

• My dog is once again marking other dogs faces with his urine. Sigh. #
• Staying up until 2:30 texting feverishly seemed like a good idea at the time. Not so much this morning. Hey there, puffy eyes. #
• Love getting cut off by a lady with a glass dolphin hanging on her rear view mirror. You’re a bad ass, sweet tits. #
• Bad news, world. I found out I can drink coffee with powder creamer now and not just milk. I guess I’m grown up now. Sigh. #

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