links for 2009-10-14
In: Misc.
14 Oct 2009-
Okay, I agree with all of these. Except SHAKE YA ASS by MYSTIKAL. That's classic and beautiful all at once.
thousands of dollars in small appliances
In: Apartment Life
13 Oct 2009Now I know we don’t own our current residence, which prohibits anything past just thinking about it, but two of my favorite co-workers have either bought a house or just had an offer accepted on a house (as of today), and looking at pictures of new kitchens is something I’m currently obsessed with. Nope, I don’t do a lot of cooking at all. And really, macaroni and cheese or bacon can all be done over just about any heat-producing thing. But there’s just something about a kitchen with an island in it or brand new countertops that I really love a lot.
So if we actually had a place to live that would allow something like a gigantic kitchen makeover, I’d be all over any contest that was giving away a $32,000 Dream Kitchen, especially knowing that second place is a brand new ‘fridge. Even better? It’s stocked with chicken and I love chicken a lot. I don’t know how to make it, but I suppose I could cook it on the George Foreman for the next three weeks before I got completely tired of it. See, again with the not so fancy kitchen appliances… I can’t even imagine what a fat 32K could bring into the kitchen.
I’d probably buy five George Foremans (because I really hate cleaning them!), a toaster that cooks bagels, a pub-style table, and a really awesome hot dog cooker. I don’t really know what else a person would need to be quite honest.
links for 2009-10-13
In: Misc.
13 Oct 2009-
"I'm here today because I lost my son to hate." — Nobody should ever have to say that. Ever.
links for 2009-10-09
In: Misc.
9 Oct 2009-
This is hilarious! Unless I really start thinking about my long-time crush on Mauer would indicate that I've been in love with Brett Favre for YEARS. Not okay!!!
links for 2009-10-08
In: Misc.
8 Oct 2009-
This is hilarious! Unless I really start thinking about my long-time crush on Mauer would indicate that I've been in love with Brett Favre for YEARS. Not okay!!!
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If Perez tries to say he discovered Har Mar Superstar, I'm going to be mad. Mainly because he's using made for mainstream song like this. Listen to his old stuff, dude. Those are some awesome songs!
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I hate Yahoo! Answers. And then I find stuff like this. I should be embarrassed about Googling this, but I'm not.
the last 5 minutes of conversation?
In: The Boy
7 Oct 2009The Kid, coming out of the bathroom: You can tell I wasn’t paying attention…
I’m adding that to the list of things I never want to come out of his mouth again.
He said “threesome” earlier, but I didn’t acknowledge it. I was too scared.
The Kid, just now while watching the baseball game: Uh, is his last name Puto?
Me: Nope. Punto.
The Kid, clearly having paid attention in Spanish class: Okay, because that just wasn’t appropriate.
I’m a single parent this week, which explains why we had McDonald’s for dinner and baseball is on the TV.
I could write another post about the new foster dog we have that won’t stop humping things, even after being neutered, but that kind of post disturbs me way too much.
links for 2009-10-01
In: Misc.
1 Oct 2009-
via oh have you seen this
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If The General fries and eats my dog, I'm going to be sad. I don't care so much about the fish, though. (thanks for the link, Rick!)
links for 2009-09-30
In: Misc.
30 Sep 2009-
In 1998, she was hired as General Manager and Head Coach of the WNBA's Detroit Shock. She coached for three seasons but left after accusations, by unnamed players, of a sexual affair with rookie point guard Anna DeForge.[34] After leaving the Shock, Lieberman worked as a women's basketball analyst on ESPN. (This is my one thing I learned for the day and I really can't stop laughing about it.)
a camaro for cable internet? sure
In: Sponsored
29 Sep 2009
I know there’s this huge battle between cable internet providers and the five thousand (or perhaps less than that) different options that are out there – city wireless, DSL, whatever. I know we have one option if we want a cable service and while it’s a piece of crap option, The General and I pay for it a monthly basis without fail.
Charter, which is not the cable internet service provider that we use since it’s not available in our area, is holding a Camaro Sweepstakes to entice people to sign up with them.
It’s too bad my brother’s already a Charter customer down in his neck of the woods and it’s too bad it’s a brand new Camaro, because that kid would very likely join anything that would give him the chance to win a Camaro, preferably of the bitchin’ variety that he can modify to his liking. He’s a weird one, that boy.
Honestly, I’m not sure what Charter’s deal is right now, but I wouldn’t say it’s a bad thing for those people in the correct area to sign up for them. Last year, they ended up giving away a Hybrid Car. I would have gladly taken a Hybrid car!
They’re pretty much everywhere. There’s Charter on Facebook and Charter on Twitter for all of your social media networking needs, too.
links for 2009-09-28
In: Misc.
28 Sep 2009-
No need for my AK to day.
This is the 2nd time I've seen something like this and I can't stop laughing each time.
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