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rode in a hot air balloon
got my Tarot cards read
found another work bff. nicknames to distinguish between the two coming soon.
danced for three hours.
laughed until my head, stomach, and side hurt
laughed so hard I farted really loud and it was kind of embarrassing, but I don’t think my work buddies heard it because we were [...]

Upon arriving in Phoenix today, I learned that Mary Lou Retton is our keynote speaker at this lovely sales conference. I’m not 100% sure how her career relates to mine at all, but I guess it doesn’t have to as long as she’s motivating!
Now, I’m dressed like a girl, complete with cleavage, and get to [...]

We got an email at work today letting us know that we would be having some special guests in the building on Wednesday and Thursday, so we should try to make our workspaces look presentable. In other words, I had to clean my desk today. Anyone that’s known me for any amount of time can [...]

My weekend has been so overwhelmingly exciting that I don’t think you can handle it. However, the amount of sleep I’ve gotten over the past three days will surely last me for a while, and you know, some good old fashioned lazy ass sleeping was kinda what I needed.
I went to go see The [...]

There’s one thing I’ve figured out, and my dog will agree. We don’t like getting up early. And by early, I mean before 7. Ever.
We (and by we, I mean, everyone besides me) decided yesterday in our training class, that training should start at 7:30 today, so we can be done earlier and miss traffic.
If [...]

American Idol. I’m okay with the final result. Not okay with the bottom three, as usual. I can’t remember a time when I’ve watched the show and been satisified with the entire bottom three. And I even vote!
Myspace.com. I’m so sucked into this site it hurts. I’ve found so many people that I went to [...]

I go back to work tomorrow after not being in the office for over a week. I can’t say I’m looking forward to it for the simple reason that I always feel behind as it is, but being somewhat MIA for the past 5 business days is going to make me feel like I should [...]