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For a few months, I’ve had “Rehab” by Amy Winehouse as my cell phone ring tone. It’s distracting, yes, but not overly so. Not as much as my current ring, which happens to be “Crazy Bitch” by Buckcherry. In any case, now that Amy Winehouse is in rehab, the song kind of loses it’s meaning. [...]

My department director (who I love a lot) was walking through our cube farm with a cigar cutting tool, clicking it back and forth. I’m certain he was trying to think of a way to get one of my fingers in it without me noticing, but I kept my hands out of his reach.
He started [...]

I like working from home on Tuesdays because I don’t have to wear shoes. Or pants for that matter, but today I decided I should put some on, because the lawn boys are outside my balcony and I’m not sure I’m ready for them to see me enjoy my pants-freedom.
I don’t like working from home [...]

On Tuesday at lunch, my Work BFF™ and I went to Leann Chin to have the most authentic Asian food in all the land. Her fortune said: Tomorrow will be one of the best days you have at work. Wednesday was quite possibly the worst day at work I’ve ever had and while it wasn’t [...]

I start out the day crabby, like very crabby. Everyone in the world was making me mad and I did not know why. And to be honest, I still don’t know why, but I hate it when I get that angry. I’m like the Incredible Hulk, except I don’t turn that shade of green. But [...]

My Work Boys™ and I have a tradition. Anytime we get an order in that’s more than a dollar amount we set (which is actually quite high), we get to celebrate. How do we celebrate? By watching this video, and yes, it’s imperative you turn your speakers up when watching.
I just got in an order [...]

I don’t follow the finance world or stocks or anything like that at all. I probably should, but I know nothing about them and I’m too busy following sports scores and reality TV.
I just got an email from a former co-worker today with a link to Motley Fool about the company that pays my bills. [...]

At my work, which you’ll notice I rarely talk about anymore for various reasons I may one day explain, we always order business cards online. I guess this probably saves quite a bit of hassle when it comes to dealing with sales reps who are more than high maintenance, specifically myself.
We just got a new [...]

My Boys At Work™ are good for very little except pure entertainment and never making a day go by where I don’t laugh until crying. I’ll share the pictures of my chewed gum collection from them at a later date. It’s very colorful. Another example? The collection of Valentine’s Day conversation hearts they gave me.
The [...]

Less than 12 hours ago, I was poolside half asleep in a lounge chair, covering my face from the intense sunshine with a cowboy hat I’d gotten earlier in the day from a high-level executive at my company.
Now, I’m getting ready to go to my own bed for the first time since last Wednesday morning, [...]