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My friends and I have our own language. I’m not kidding. There are multiple versions of it and none of it makes sense, yet we just know. It’s weirdly awesome.
Sure glad it’s Friday! Yeah, right. My abundant TV schedule is the only thing that keeps me aware of what day it is.
I still haven’t gotten [...]

I had to call and cancel an interview I had this morning, because the starting pay was way too far beneath what I needed to actually live. And, well, I’m not so down with that.
The two good things from the other day? It must have been April Fool’s Day or something in some part of [...]

Starting on 11/26, I’ll be gainfully employed again. I could have started on 11/12, but it would have made things difficult to go home for Thanksgiving, so I opted for the later start date. Six weeks without a job? I can deal with that. And it’s about time, because I’ve raided the Dollar Spot at [...]

Found out today that one of my former Work Boys™ had a visit with HR today that resulted in us probably running into each other in the unemployment line sometime in the near future. My former Work Boys™ are this group of dudes that all kind of remind me of an older brother that I [...]

The only shitty thing about getting fired is not being around the people that were there. I was pretty excited that by the time I got around to checking email on Friday morning that just about all of my favorite people had emailed. And just now, I heard from just about the last favorite via [...]

I had today off from work. And tomorrow. And the day after that. And, well, I got fired yesterday. It’s a long detailed story that involves my (imaginary) incompetence, a poor excuse for a man that was clearly gunning for me since he started, ridiculous standards I was being held accountable for, and the demise [...]

This is what’s on my desk at work, that’s not related to work. It might explain why I get easily distracted.

two empty vases and one full of flowers
an eye patch
a DVD of Shaker Run
a Big E Pak of gum that The Work Boys™ ripped the label off and wrote VIAGRA across the front of it
five [...]

It’s possible that I’ve been doing a lot of thinking when it comes to my professional future. No real reason this month, I guess, but I’d be lying if I said I never thought about owning my own business. Who hasn’t?
What would my million-dollar-making self-owned venture be? Something awesome, I’m sure, and it would surely [...]

I just spent the last three hours sitting at my desk, wearing my new Twins visor, taking care of some very icky business. I may or may not have more details for you next Friday. Sorry for the ambiguity, but Google has not been my friend ever when it comes to the wrong people stumbling [...]

I love my tattoos so much. My latest one is currently entering scab over and itch phase, which I absolutely hate, but I’m good at ignoring it.
I’m torn between my next tattoo idea, mainly because I don’t know where to put it. I just know if I win one of these tattoo gift certificates that [...]