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I loved New Kids on the Block back in the day. My friend Angie and I used to walk from her parents’ ceramic supply shop over to Food 4 Less and steal any issue of Bop or SuperTeen that had the New Kids on the cover. I had their posters covering my wall, and I [...]

It’s probably public knowledge that I would have Justin Timberlake’s children. Or maybe child. Or maybe we’d just visit the orphanage in Namibia together. But you get the point. And while his acting make be only slightly better than the Arby’s bag laying on my desk, his music never ever lets me down. That’s why [...]

I used to watch Crank Yankers all the time, and this is my all time favorite skit of all time. Tracy Morgan, please come hang out with me.

"Shouldn’t steal my stuff. I like my women hairy. Must have titties and a badonkadonk butt. Needs to have a clean ass. Gotta have strong legs, especially at [...]

I’ve spent two nights in my new apartment and it’s oh so wonderful. I like waking up, looking out my living room window, and seeing cars driving back and forth as opposed to the other apartment, where I’d wake up to the sounds of my neighbors 14 children fighting about which fucking cartoon to watch [...]

Josiah Leming has gotten his fair share of media exposure, and I’m kinda through with him now.
First, it was the British accent he develops when he sings, and then he cries like a giant baby. I don’t care if it’s just editing that makes him look like a big ol’ baby or not.
And then Ellen [...]

I love the show 30 Rock. First, it was because I love Tina Fey. Then I realized Alec Baldwin is a genius. And of course, there’s always Tracy Morgan. The more Tracy Morgan gets out of control, the harder I laugh. In fact, I’m pretty sure I just coughed up three different organs while watching [...]

The Spelling Bee with FERGIE on FunnyOrDie.com
FunnyOrDie.com is the best website ever when it comes to me falling out of my chair laughing.

Just sayin’.

Sorry to be THAT PERSON that posts videos all the time, but I just like to share.
Sarah Silverman was on Jimmy Kimmel last night. I don’t actually watch the show, so I have to thank Yes But No But Yes for this clip:

It helps that I’ve had a lifelong thing for Matt Damon.