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Just got pulled over by the cops. Apparently someone thought I was stealing my own car. Seriously. #
@suzi109 I totally want to go to the gift show right this very second, just to make your day a little more entertaining. #
Pet Peeve of the Day: Phone interviewers that call late. Please just call when you [...]

I’m watching hockey in big screen HD on the top of a parking garage, and there’s a beer vendor. And it’s snowing. So awesome. #
If it weren’t for my dog, I would be a complete shut in while unemployed. #

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I just answered the phone while in the shower. Without thinking. I may need a new phone soon. #
I think my GPS is trying to get me murdered. #
There’s a drag queen doing a Disney medley. And ending the whole thing with "Mickey". #
"do i know you from the internet?" yes. yes you do. #
Spent [...]

Time to suit up and hit the interview circuit once again. I may have to get some reinforcement black socks when I’m out and about. #
Cereal for lunch may have been a poor choice. Now I have milk burps. #

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There were 12 senior citizen ladies dancing to Missy Elliott on the court. I can’t explain how awesome is was! #
The Wolves just had to take a timeout because Turbo couldn’t get his contact back in. Dork. #
Ryan Gomes threw me a ball! #
In my passenger seat: an Al Jefferson bank, a Ryan Gomes autographed [...]

@erikarenee i vote tattoo!! #
I have a unexplainable obsession with CSI: Miami. It’s so horrible, but I can’t get enough of it. #

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