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There’s a fella in Maple Grove wearing a grill. #
Note to self: Don’t ever get another pet with white hair. #
I get to start making actual work calls! I love that I am excited about it! Day 2: success! #
Extra awesome bonus of this job: going home for lunch. #
Home for lunch. Riley’s been two [...]

Dear new job, please don’t suck as bad as the one I quit yesterday. I promise not to steal anything. Yet. #
@best_day_ever wow. i should probably log in to aim stat! #
At lunch on the new job. Walked past a strip club and 2 porn shops already. Gotta find food now! #
New job: awesome. They [...]

I’m trying to stay wake until 8pm, so then I can go to bed. For the night. Working is HARD. #
I would like a roommate whose sole responsibilities in life are to make me brownies and pick dog hair off everything. #
Just had to send an "appreciate your enthusiasm, but i really don’t like you [...]

@rickmcmillin You’d only need to worry if it were a White Sox hat, I think! #
Packed my lunch for work tomorrow. Without ziploc bags. Glad I "think outside the box", as I told these folks in my interview. #
I think this work thing might be overrated. At least getting up this early is anyway. #
Well [...]

I just saw myself in 10 years and holy shit am I awesome. #
@best_day_ever awww! happy birthday to nigel/mike/miguel!! #
I have to go to bed at normal people time tonight, because I have to work tomorrow! After over six months of not doing so… Yay, I think! #
I really hate that the closest movie theater [...]

612 trivia: The same dude owns Sneaky Pete’s, Dreamgirls, Deja Vu, and now the Gay 90s. He’s totally my hero. #
Has anyone seen Matt’s car? #
Know what the perfect halftime break is from darts? Dancing the Cupid Shuffle. #
Beginagain’s in Saint Louis Park? You have just been Rickrolled. You’re welcome. #
ALSO. Jenni and I stole [...]

@swirlspice I was wondering the same thing, although it’s kinda bizarre at a quarter after 7. #
Every time I catch Riley staring at me, I can’t help but think he’s plotting my murder. It’s kind of happening a lot lately. #
Got a call to interview at a place I interviewed at in Oct. I really [...]

I just spent 2 hours at the dog park. And I’m pretty sure Riley might not wake up until tomorrow. #
Someone outside on the street is hiccuping very loudly outside my window. I kind of want to scare her. #
Just got a job offer from the CEO interview yesterday. Salary’s lower than I would have [...]

Everytime I see a man driving a Subaru, I almost drive off the road laughing. No reason. #
Today, I: got a job, took secret pictures of someone at the dog park, and burnt my mouth on sloppy joes. Good day, indeed! #
Cookies for breakfast! In an hour, it’s CEO meetin’ time. I don’t know if [...]

Walking 5 miles after getting a job offer? I’m still jacked up about it. Now if the other 3 that could happen would happen? Holy awesome. #
@best_day_ever @billhelm oh so sorry, guys, but it’s not storming at all here. i’m going for a job in my sports bra until it does! #
um, i meant jog. [...]