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Must find chapstick. And also teach Riley how to make me an omelette. #
@reversecowgirl Always a con this time of day on a Sunday! #
Leinie’s Red is one of the few beers filtrated in a way that people allergic to gluten can drink it. Learned that in the bathroom last nite. #
I am in a [...]

I just donated plasma! I’m totally making it my new part time job! #
2 of my BFFs are totally in Mexico by now. And I got up at 7 to take them there. Looks like I’m the sucker on that one! #

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@best_day_ever except probably not wearing the right days of the week panties on the appropriate days. #
The girl next to me is getting a new outfit and has called 3 people to tell them. #
Just had a laughing fit because I remembered I’ve been driving around with a stolen bar stool in my car for [...]

Half Price Books is selling Paris Hilton’s CD for $5.99. That seems a tad excessive. #
The Loring Park dog park is pretty much the cutest thing ever. And Riley and I have it all to ourselves! #
Who has 2 thumbs and used 3 different kinds of hair product this morning? THIS GIRL. #
@best_day_ever I hope [...]

@rickmcmillin ugh. hope they get better soon! #
"Do you need anything from the grocery store? Maybe some sugar?" Why, yes, I did say that to the server at Grumpy’s tonight. #
Kanye followed by Soulja Boy on the drive in can only mean today will rock a lot. #
Home for a lunch of Chef Boyardee [...]

I’ve never seen a show I want to be on more than Miss Rap Supreme. Woop Woop! #
The vitamins I started taking are making my pee turn really bright yellow. It’s like sunshine exploded in my toilet every time I have to go. #
@reversecowgirl these vitamins are also expired by a couple of months, so [...]

I’ve successfully mastered the task of downtown asshole driving. All while wearing grown up lady business clothes. #
Spring! I missed you! Please stay for a whiled! #

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@reversecowgirl so… not at all? #
Had my phone turned off most the day. Mainly because I forgot it was off. Oops. #
Some guy is freestyle rapping outside my window. He compared his girl with the movie Face Off. I love Minneapolis. #
OK, all of the Twin Cities. I know the zoo isn’t the most original [...]

Holy damn. I have a whole lot of TV to catch up on. That damn working thing. #

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You know how I know it’s spring time? The door is open at The Otter. #
Jenni is doing the Cupid Shuffle to a John Denver song. It’s so wrong that it is oh so right. #
There is a bar stool in my back seat thanks to Jenni. Sorry, U Otter Stop Inn. #
@best_day_ever I can’t [...]