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twitter updates for 2008-05-12

May 12th, 2008 | Comments Off | Posted in Twitter

My dog is once again marking other dogs faces with his urine. Sigh. #
Staying up until 2:30 texting feverishly seemed like a good idea at the time. Not so much this morning. Hey there, puffy eyes. #
Love getting cut off by a lady with a glass dolphin hanging on her rear view mirror. You’re a bad ass, sweet tits. #
Bad news, world. I found out I can drink coffee with powder creamer now and not just milk. I guess I’m grown up now. Sigh. #

May 11th, 2008 | Comments Off | Posted in Twitter

Must find chapstick. And also teach Riley how to make me an omelette. #
@reversecowgirl Always a con this time of day on a Sunday! #
Leinie’s Red is one of the few beers filtrated in a way that people allergic to gluten can drink it. Learned that in the bathroom last nite. #
I am in a church. Sorry if the world explodes. #

May 10th, 2008 | Comments Off | Posted in Twitter

I just donated plasma! I’m totally making it my new part time job! #
2 of my BFFs are totally in Mexico by now. And I got up at 7 to take them there. Looks like I’m the sucker on that one! #

May 9th, 2008 | Comments Off | Posted in Twitter

@best_day_ever except probably not wearing the right days of the week panties on the appropriate days. #
The girl next to me is getting a new outfit and has called 3 people to tell them. #
Just had a laughing fit because I remembered I’ve been driving around with a stolen bar stool in my car for the last week. #

May 8th, 2008 | Comments Off | Posted in Twitter

Half Price Books is selling Paris Hilton’s CD for $5.99. That seems a tad excessive. #
The Loring Park dog park is pretty much the cutest thing ever. And Riley and I have it all to ourselves! #
Who has 2 thumbs and used 3 different kinds of hair product this morning? THIS GIRL. #
@best_day_ever I hope they came from Coyote Ugly! #
Four people called to schedule interviews with me today since lunch. Where were you Gine Holes two weeks ago? #

May 7th, 2008 | Comments Off | Posted in Twitter

@rickmcmillin ugh. hope they get better soon! #
"Do you need anything from the grocery store? Maybe some sugar?" Why, yes, I did say that to the server at Grumpy’s tonight. #
Kanye followed by Soulja Boy on the drive in can only mean today will rock a lot. #
Home for a lunch of Chef Boyardee and orange juice. Mission for tonight: catch up on email. And laundry. Surely that can happen. #
@suzi109 Gine hole is possibly the best name ever. #

May 6th, 2008 | Comments Off | Posted in Twitter

I’ve never seen a show I want to be on more than Miss Rap Supreme. Woop Woop! #
The vitamins I started taking are making my pee turn really bright yellow. It’s like sunshine exploded in my toilet every time I have to go. #
@reversecowgirl these vitamins are also expired by a couple of months, so maybe that’s it! #
@best_day_ever WHEW. at least I know it’s somewhat normal then. It was just like a colorful surprise! #
Not gonna lie, every time I drive into downtown I have my own little private Mary Tyler Moore moment. If only I had a damn tam. #
Today my boss said: "too many fingers in the dike" and I couldn’t stop giggling. #

May 5th, 2008 | Comments Off | Posted in Twitter

I’ve successfully mastered the task of downtown asshole driving. All while wearing grown up lady business clothes. #
Spring! I missed you! Please stay for a whiled! #

May 4th, 2008 | Comments Off | Posted in Twitter

@reversecowgirl so… not at all? #
Had my phone turned off most the day. Mainly because I forgot it was off. Oops. #
Some guy is freestyle rapping outside my window. He compared his girl with the movie Face Off. I love Minneapolis. #
OK, all of the Twin Cities. I know the zoo isn’t the most original idea, but did you ALL have to have it? #