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twitter updates for 2008-05-22

May 22nd, 2008 | Comments Off | Posted in Twitter
  • Left my cash and my debit card at home. No lunch for me today. So sad. #
  • I have a co-worker that I would like to punch in the gine hole and in a non pleasant way. #
  • @suzi109 absolutely! and thanks for teaching it to me! #
  • There’s a missed connections post on craigslist thats totally for me. It totally made me giggle. #
  • About to fill my night with cleaning my car, the dog park, packing, shopping for camping, and making out. Who have I turned into? #

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twitter updates for 2008-05-21

May 21st, 2008 | Comments Off | Posted in Twitter
  • Post coital peanut butter sammiches. Just sayin. #
  • @best_day_ever and you make fun of me?? #
  • @best_day_ever i’m super hardcore…. at something i’m sure! #
  • Hot dogs at Target for lunch was not the best idea I’ve had in the last 24 hours. #
  • Passed up 7th row Twins tickets for tonight. They were totally Carl Pohlad’s seats. And I clearly must be smitten. #

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twitter updates for 2008-05-20

May 20th, 2008 | Comments Off | Posted in Twitter
  • Proof of being smitten #584: really bad song lyrics that make me go AWWWWW and then grin while singing along. #
  • 2 hours for an offsite meeting followed by a 2 hour staff meeting. Not excited about this at all. #

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twitter updates for 2008-05-19

May 19th, 2008 | Comments Off | Posted in Twitter
  • @reversecowgirl what the fuck are you watching, dude?? #
  • I just touched a boob. #
  • @alivecomic probably would have made more sense if you would’ve been there! or just ask amelia! #
  • Seriously falling asleep at my desk right now. #
  • Work is a ZOO. I’m glad. Too much doin’ it is making me so damn sleepy. Not really complaining though. #
  • @erikarenee keeping you all in my thoughts. kinda happy to have twitter while you’re there! #

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twitter updates for 2008-05-18

May 18th, 2008 | Comments Off | Posted in Twitter
  • Taking my parents to IKEA for the first time ever. Pretty sure they’ll hate it! #
  • The object of my affection currently ranks my hair as only my 2nd best feature. I think we might be over, because the shit is #1! #
  • @reversecowgirl that was #1, asshole. #
  • The people playing next to us brought their own darts to the bar and will clearly hate us soon. #
  • Just drove Jenni and Matt home. They both sat in the back seat. Smoke on that Morgan Freeman. #
  • In an attempt at comedy gold last night, I threw half a bag of combos out of the car while driving down Lyndale. They’re still on the si … #
  • My dad is like a little kid at the Como Zoo monkey house. #
  • @suzi109 my parents were just trying to tell me we should go there for lunch! #
  • Just scored some awesome camping dishes for $1.80. Nice find, Dad! #
  • Couch time! And for the first time in a week, it’s by myself. I hope I can remember how it’s done! #

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twitter updates for 2008-05-17

May 17th, 2008 | Comments Off | Posted in Twitter
  • The homeless guy on the corner of Lake and something or other just tried flashing some shoulder at me. It didn’t work. #
  • @reversecowgirl I have conquered you, Meshbeshers! #
  • I’m it Uptown next to a brother in a SmartCar blaring Alicia Keys. I think I love him. #
  • Gay Day 2008: Cindi got her pretty pretty princess kite stuck in a tree in less than an hour. #
  • The verdict is in: Jenni wins the Bocce season opener and I am twitterpated! My friends say so. #

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twitter updates for 2008-05-16

May 16th, 2008 | Comments Off | Posted in Twitter
  • Um, I look like I belong in a Banana Republic catalog today. I guess that means I look kinda douchey! #
  • DEAR GOD I GOT A REAL PAYCHECK. #
  • Pretty much everything in my life is the best ever now. #
  • @erikarenee you are my shopping hero! #

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twitter updates for 2008-05-15

May 15th, 2008 | Comments Off | Posted in Twitter
  • 15 minutes is not nearly enough time to talk about a trip to Mexico AND what I’ve been up to while those 2 were away! #
  • Holy mother of Kurtis J Blow. I have surpassed the 1000 text mark since 5/9. I probably need a new phone! #
  • Four hours of sleep last night. This has gotta stop. But the reason I’m not getting any sleep is too awesome right now. #
  • Can you still be a pimp and be in a relationship? No reason. #
  • @best_day_ever wait until you see it in person. and see what happens when you leave the country without me?? #
  • @amelia23 are you comparing me to k fed?? #
  • My manager just asked me if I needed breaks throughout the day to get up and jump around. Yes yes I do!! #

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twitter updates for 2008-05-14

May 14th, 2008 | Comments Off | Posted in Twitter
  • I had to provide answers about customs when checking Jenni and Matt in for their flight tomorrow. It was kinda scary! #
  • Someone lost a nose ring somewhere in my living room tonight. So, I guess that was better than laying on the couch all night. #
  • Holy crap. I need a haircut really bad. #
  • @reversecowgirl how about saturday before my parents get here? #
  • Dear Twitter: I wish I could explain the grin I’ve had on my face since Saturday night. But I really can’t. I just feel like a big goon. … #

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twitter updates for 2008-05-13

May 13th, 2008 | Comments Off | Posted in Twitter
  • Best trip to the dog park ever. It’s gonna require a bath for Riley and a cold shower for me. #
  • Hey, work. I sorta want to think about things other than you today. No offense! #
  • This is pretty much my best day of work ever. #
  • I hate wearing grown up lady business pants, because I have to put my debit card in my bra and that makes me feel way too girly. #
  • 653 texts used in 4 days. Wouldn’t you all like to know what thats all about. #

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