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Post coital peanut butter sammiches. Just sayin. #
@best_day_ever and you make fun of me?? #
@best_day_ever i’m super hardcore…. at something i’m sure! #
Hot dogs at Target for lunch was not the best idea I’ve had in the last 24 hours. #
Passed up 7th row Twins tickets for tonight. They were totally Carl Pohlad’s seats. And [...]

Proof of being smitten #584: really bad song lyrics that make me go AWWWWW and then grin while singing along. #
2 hours for an offsite meeting followed by a 2 hour staff meeting. Not excited about this at all. #

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@reversecowgirl what the fuck are you watching, dude?? #
I just touched a boob. #
@alivecomic probably would have made more sense if you would’ve been there! or just ask amelia! #
Seriously falling asleep at my desk right now. #
Work is a ZOO. I’m glad. Too much doin’ it is making me so damn sleepy. Not really [...]

Taking my parents to IKEA for the first time ever. Pretty sure they’ll hate it! #
The object of my affection currently ranks my hair as only my 2nd best feature. I think we might be over, because the shit is #1! #
@reversecowgirl that was #1, asshole. #
The people playing next to us brought their own [...]

The homeless guy on the corner of Lake and something or other just tried flashing some shoulder at me. It didn’t work. #
@reversecowgirl I have conquered you, Meshbeshers! #
I’m it Uptown next to a brother in a SmartCar blaring Alicia Keys. I think I love him. #
Gay Day 2008: Cindi got her pretty pretty princess [...]

Um, I look like I belong in a Banana Republic catalog today. I guess that means I look kinda douchey! #
DEAR GOD I GOT A REAL PAYCHECK. #
Pretty much everything in my life is the best ever now. #
@erikarenee you are my shopping hero! #

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15 minutes is not nearly enough time to talk about a trip to Mexico AND what I’ve been up to while those 2 were away! #
Holy mother of Kurtis J Blow. I have surpassed the 1000 text mark since 5/9. I probably need a new phone! #
Four hours of sleep last night. This has gotta [...]

I had to provide answers about customs when checking Jenni and Matt in for their flight tomorrow. It was kinda scary! #
Someone lost a nose ring somewhere in my living room tonight. So, I guess that was better than laying on the couch all night. #
Holy crap. I need a haircut really bad. #
@reversecowgirl how [...]

Best trip to the dog park ever. It’s gonna require a bath for Riley and a cold shower for me. #
Hey, work. I sorta want to think about things other than you today. No offense! #
This is pretty much my best day of work ever. #
I hate wearing grown up lady business pants, because I [...]

My dog is once again marking other dogs faces with his urine. Sigh. #
Staying up until 2:30 texting feverishly seemed like a good idea at the time. Not so much this morning. Hey there, puffy eyes. #
Love getting cut off by a lady with a glass dolphin hanging on her rear view mirror. You’re a [...]