I’m so sleepy all of a sudden… Like fall asleep behind the wheel kind of sleepy. Early bedtime for me tonight! #
@rmcdonou congrats, rose!! #
Um, switching Twitter to protected for a while… Because I’m all secretive and shit, of course! #
It’s a very sad day today. I left my leftover hamburger helper at home. #
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On our way to get ya. be there soon #
Best fundraiser ever? Drag show/acoustic set from Sick of Sarah at a dyke bar. #
@best_day_ever did you check IN YOUR BUTT? #
Slamming a vodka red bull and then hiking up and down Grand Ave among hoards of people? Best way to spend a Sunday afternoon. [...]

Pretty sure the receptionist at my chiropractor’s office got way too carried away with some lip enhancement injections. #
Brunch outside? Awesome even in Bloomington. #
If someone could tell me why the life size version of Dora the Explorer wears a belly shirt, I would be eternally grateful. #
The Kid and I just got absolutely drenched [...]

I am dead tired. And we didn’t even stay up doin it all night. #
Gine Hole just stormed out pissed off and I may have only been partially responsible for it. #
My favorite coworker talks about brunch and Doomtree. I love her a lot. #
@amelia23 Noooooooooo!!!!! #
I kinda love that I have to double check [...]

My coworker is looking for a midget to wear an Elmo costume for his niece’s birthday. And he is totally serious. #

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Riley just had his first ice cream cone and The Kid is incredible. Like knots in my stomach incredible. #
3 nights of tent sleeping and I am pretty sure my lower back just needs to be completely replaced. #
If I only had some fly sunglasses today, I would probably be arrested for being the biggest [...]

I am so not ready for real grown up life to start back up tomorrow. Camping, boozing, and making out makes for an awesome weekend. #
Sleeping alone for the first time since Wednesday and it pretty much sucks. Holy crap, I am lame. #
My car smells so horrible and it’s an unidentified smell, which is [...]

Back to civilization. Jury’s still out on whether or not I want to be back! #
I am taking quite possibly the best bath of all time. Campground showers? Not 100% effective! #

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We just found the best burgers in the world!! #
@suzi109 they were at target and now they are going camping with us! #
“I’m double dipping because I’ve had my tongue in your mouth.” I have the best lines ever. #
@borninazoo it’s even better when they don’t even bat an eye when you say it. #
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Left my cash and my debit card at home. No lunch for me today. So sad. #
I have a co-worker that I would like to punch in the gine hole and in a non pleasant way. #
@suzi109 absolutely! and thanks for teaching it to me! #
There’s a missed connections post on craigslist thats totally for [...]