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I’m a loyal Survivor fan. LOYAL, I tell you. The finale is this coming Sunday. The final hour of the finale is during Desperate Housewives’ second to last show of the season. Not acceptable.
I’m a one Tivo household without a VCR. I guess I can always download the episode of Desperate Housewives from iTunes or [...]

One of the best days in TV history took place on November 19, 1980. Jo Polniaczek shows up on her motorycle at Eastland to start off the second season of Facts of Life.
If it weren’t for Jo hotwiring the school van and getting all of the girls arrested, they never would have had to work [...]

Dear Internet!
Do any of you watch Lost?! WHAT! JUST! HAPPENED! If you saw that coming, without reading spoilers, then you are awesome!
I already have my theory formulated after watching the show, but holy crap! Just holy crap!
I could talk a million years about this show, except right now I’m too busy saying Holy Crap!
And just [...]

Let’s watch as the American Idol producers try to cram 10 performances in an hour, when every other Tuesday, they’ve always ran short on time. I’m guessing Paula’s been given a time limit to her gushing and we’ll hopefully see very limited filler videos.

I know that since it’s getting closer to the grand finale I should be getting more and more excited about watching American Idol on Tuesday nights. It’s been the exact opposite, though. I think the theme nights are wearing thin on me, and it’s really put a damper on probably the last three weeks. I [...]

American Idol. I’m okay with the final result. Not okay with the bottom three, as usual. I can’t remember a time when I’ve watched the show and been satisified with the entire bottom three. And I even vote!
Myspace.com. I’m so sucked into this site it hurts. I’ve found so many people that I went to [...]

Due to Night #1 of Puppy Obedience Class, I had to Tivo American Idol and watch it later. And due to my extreme disinterest in pretty much everything Rod Stewart related, I fast forwarded through much of the show.
That’s right, I’m the most unreliable American Idol review blogger ON THE WEB.

Survivor time! Did you know that even before the show starts, I can fast forward my Tivo for 6 minutes and THEN the show actually begins? I think it’s the exact same on The Apprentice, which I also watch. This is another reason I kinda love Mark Burnett and would have his reality TV show [...]

There’s someone in the parking lot behind my apartment building shooting off fireworks. They’re as excited at me about the results of tonight’s American Idol apparently. I am not, however, at all happy that people won’t vote for Elliott. Yes, he looks like a hobbitt, but he’s so sweet and sincere and can sing like [...]

I didn’t actually blog American Idol live tonight. Why? Because I was getting chest x-rays (again) and apparently so was everyone else in the entire metro area.

During his always-lame intro to the show, Ryan Seacrest asks if anyone can match up to Freddie Mercury. That’s like asking if anyone is going to match up to [...]