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a list about tv and my hair

• I’ve been watching this season of America’s Got Talent. I’ve got a lot of time on my hands (apparently) and this is one of the shows that my Tivo’s been hounding me to record, so I succumbed to its all knowing power. I kind of love Butterscotch, because I love any girl that beats a bunch of boys to win the West Coast Beatbox Champion.
• Yesterday at the dentist, they were showing an episode of Celebrity Jeopardy on the flat screen TVs that hang in all of the patient rooms. Carson Kressley (from Queer Eye), Regis Philbin, and Nancy Grace were the contestants. I could barely hear what was going on over the sound of power drills, but it was entertaining to watch nonetheless.
• I need to get another hair cut, because it’s too long to stick up now. Instead of looking awesome, it’s kind of looking like really bad bed head every morning. Only 15 days until I shave it, so one more haircut should probably hold me until then.
• One day, when I have a really incredible tattoo idea and about a billion extra dollars to spend, I’m totally heading down to Miami so Chris Garver can hook me up.

brand new life around the bend

The entire left side of my face was numb after my dentist appointment today. I looked like Joey Buttafuoco’s wife after Amy Fisher shot her in the head. It didn’t stop me from picking up dinner and singing in my car all the way home. The gigantic drool spot on my favorite green polo shirt is quite attractive, too, I might add.

I popped a Vicodin like my lovely dentist recommended and then settled into watch the first season of this:

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When that show was on back in the day, why didn’t I notice that there’s an executive producer named BUD WISER? Oh, right, I was six. I guess that explains it.

Before finalizing travel holidays plan, make sure if you can manage finding cheap hotels. If not rush for an orlando hotel or atleast a miami hotel or in the end you will be stuck with expensive new york hotels.

walking and my new boyfriend

So, what’d I do tonight after I called it quits on my detective duties tonight?

I walked with Stephanie and talked about The 3 Day. (WalkJogRun.net is so awesome for training walks.)

final bidding tonight!

With work and all the good stuff going on there and being out of town every damn weekend, I don’t have a lot of time to post so much anymore… even though I, as usual, have more than enough things to talk about. And the pictures, ohhhh, the pictures.

I just wanted to quickly remind you guys one last time to head over to do some bidding on the awesome things at the Boob Ha Ha. I’ve got my bid in on a couple of the amazing photographs, even though I haven’t decided how the hell I’m going to transport them back on the plane if I win them… The bidding ends at midnight tonight, so don’t forget to get your final amounts in!

The total is close to – if not over – $2000, which means by the time this is all said and done, I’ll only have a few hundred bucks to raise in order to shave my head for the actual 3 Day Walk. Oddly, I’m very excited about this whole shaving thing!

(P.S. I got hooked on The Office. My plan is to spend my airplane/airport time tonight watching the end of Season 1 and part of Season 2. Also, I love Jim a lot.)

the fun of working from home

I like working from home on Tuesdays because I don’t have to wear shoes. Or pants for that matter, but today I decided I should put some on, because the lawn boys are outside my balcony and I’m not sure I’m ready for them to see me enjoy my pants-freedom.

I don’t like working from home on Tuesdays because someone in the building across from mine babysits now and she’s quite possibly the worst babysitter ever. This kid named Eric, who is maybe 2, keeps trying to climb the fence. He gets about halfway up and then she yells at him. I’m not sure her method of continually counting to three is really working today. She’s reached three about four dozen times and he’s still climbing the fence and smashing her plants on her patio.

I’m not sure how I feel about working from home when my dog starts staring at me. I was applying some Anbesol to my throbbing tooth, and he was looking at me with great disapproval. So, I responded to him like any normal person would by saying “What?” and then ceasing the behavior that was clearly bothering him. I’m not ashamed to admit that my dog rules the roost around here.

I’m also not ashamed to admit I have a photographer semi-lined up for our Christmas pictures this year. Hey, it’s never too early to plan.

And finally, I’ve deemed it impossible to watch an episode of Reno 911 without laughing out loud multiple times for completely wrong reasons. It’s my kind of show and I’m sorry I didn’t discover it sooner.

ai: 3 singers, 3 songs

The show’s down to the final three, which means tonight we get to hear three songs from each of the three finalists. And, since I’m watching it way after it was one, I don’t get to vote. I’m not happy about that!

The first round features songs the judges have picked for the contestants, the second round songs were chosen by the producers, and the singers themselves picked the last song.

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let’s just not ask why

But watch this:

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That is so not the real Danny Tanner! Apparently, in the pilot episode, John Posey played the role of Danny Tanner, instead of the real one – Bob Saget. Don’t you think John Posey is kicking himself in the ass now!
Consider yourself educated, and you’re welcome!

ai: final four do the bee gees

The only thing that could possibly make this disco-infused episode better would be to have Justin Timberlake and Jimmy Fallon make an appearance with The Barry Gibb Talk Show. Actually, this is one of my favorite theme nights, especially when they get to sing two songs each. I should probably go find my cell phone, because I have some votes that need to be cast. Casted? Cast.

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i will always call him screech or an asshole

I’ve been watching Celebrity Fit Club on VH1. It’s a horrible show, but it’s on right before (or possibly after, I don’t know) Flavor of Love: Charm School, which is an even more horrible show that I’m addicted to. Dustin Diamond Screech, from Saved by the Bell, is on it, and holy shit, he is one giant asshole.

For starters, I’d just like to point out that Screech auditioned for a role on Cool as Ice, but his scenes were cut. This could quite possibly be an explanation where some of his anger comes from. In the May 2006 issue of Stuff magazine, readers voted Diamond the third most annoying former child actor that they would like to punch in the face. His whole plea to get people to buy $15 shirts to help him not foreclose on his house was a farce. (I seriously love Wiikipedia.)

On Celebrity Fit Club, he gets furious when people accidentally call him Screech instead of his real name. He calls it disrespectful and then goes off on some tirade about how he’s been “in the business” for 22 years, so he deserves some respect. He was also in Saved by the Bell: The New Class, which I don’t consider “in the business” or giving him a reason to be respected.

I kind of don’t even want to watch Saved by the Bell in the mornings before work (shut up), because he’s such an ass now. At least Mario Lopez (Slater) was on Dancing with the Stars and is now the host of Pet Star, and even Zack Morris went on to do things other than porn that feature people like Screech and Dirty Sanchez.

Man, I should not be so mad about this, people from Saved by the Bell should always remain wholesome, with the exception of the movie Showgirls.

ai: are you kidding?

Virtual Elvis Presley? Do you really think he’d be down with that? And having him sing with a hoser like Celine Dion?

Hey, there’s one way to get me to stop watching your show, Fox. Doing something as asinine as having Celine Dion on stage trying a) out-diva Elvis and b) pretending she’s looking into his eyes is a sure fire way to get your season pass revoked from my Tivo.

Holy balls, this is stupid.