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I may have just purchased this collar for Riley. And I may have just purchased it from a site called TrendyPuppy.com. And I may have also just turned into one of those people.
At first, I was slightly embarassed about it, but then I realized that Riley loves red, so he’ll be more than happy to [...]

Dearest Riley Pants:
Just for the record, you’re the best dog in the world, even if you are busily digging through my bag from Michael’s that contains nothing but pipecleaners, googly eyes, and some other craft-related surprises. If I come home tomorrow and you have constructed something a little bit better than your usual Notebook Disaster [...]

See, some may think that I’ve gone too far by getting my dog a tag that goes one step further with personalizing then the standard dogtag might do. But really, you can just blame Old Navy.
Whoever thought it was a good idea for Old Navy to start selling dog clothes and accessories clearly saw me [...]

Remember when I got this little guy back in September? And how cute and little he was? And how much I love him? And how much I still do? Just remember all of that.
The receptionist at my vet’s office knows my voice. The conversation I just had with her went a little something like this.
“Hi, [...]

Remember how the coolest thing ever used to be that Hot or Not website where you could totally be anonmously mean to absolutely anyone and nobody would find out?
Well, let’s not be mean about this, but let’s go say this is the cutest dog ever. It’ll be fun. I promise.
Besides, 41 people have voted and [...]

On June 4th, Riley Pants was a male model. These are the rest of the pictures, all of them thanks to Cat, who asked if he’d like to pose with her for a while.

I took Little Gay Riley Fancy Pants into the doctor yesterday to follow up on his ripped toenail situation to decide if it needed to be removed or not. Good news is that it’s a-okay, and Riley Pants will be able to have pedicures again once the nail grows back out.
We were waiting in Room [...]

There has been possibly a total of five months I’ve owned my dog where he hasn’t been on some type of medication. Pain medication when his nuts were removed, two rounds of allergy medication for a rash that wouldn’t go away, 45 days worth of Ivermectin for his alleged Demodectic Mange, typical Heartworm medication every [...]

It’s 3:30 a.m. and I just got home to find my puppy boy has broken a nail on his front paw. I know how he did it, but that’s not the problem. The problem is, what do I do? By the time half of you read this, I’ll probably have already called the vet of [...]

My cousin posted led me to this. Because I don’t have an adorable two-year-old to post videos of (like she does), you get videos of an almost one-year-old boxer puppy named Little Riley Fancypants:
There’s this one, where he first met the water hose.
And then there’s this one, too.