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Like a good Minnesotan, I read Diablo Cody’s book a while back. I looked through my archives, but realized I must have read it prior to Fake Tits™ from my former job finding my blog, and then me taking everything down and becoming not too sure how to put it all back up. (Oh so [...]

Maybe a year ago, we’d heard mention of a new bar that opened called Restaurant Miami.

Restaurant Miami is Uptown’s hot new spot that embraces the glitz and glam of the Miami nightlife scene (circa 1983). Nothing was lost in the transport of time, from the extravagance, debauchery, socialization, and neon that epitomized the time.

It’s one [...]

I have obtained a copy of Britney Spears’ new CD. Basically, she and I were hanging out after Parenting 101 class, and she offered it to me and asked me to give it a listen. She took the Swiss army knife away from her kids and gave me the CD. (This may all be a [...]

I missed reading books in the whole month of February, but made up for it in March by reading four books. I finished two of those over the span of an eight day cruise. Who knew reading on a lawn chair in the middle of the ocean could be so soothing? It’s a lot better [...]

I read another book. I knew you’d be impressed.</p> <p>I was actually ordering a tripod from Amazon, and I needed something for $3 to get free shipping. I ended up buying Stupid and Contagious</p>  A few weeks ago, I was ordering a tripod from Amazon. I went to checkout and ended up getting Stupid and [...]

I’ve been to the theater a few times over the course of the last month, and I’d forgotten how much I enjoy just sitting in stadium seating with all of the lights out and enjoying a movie every now and then.
The Holiday - I was actually supposed to be going to see We Are Marshall [...]

I went to go see Employee of the Month this past weekend and immediately following it, I went to apply at Sam’s Club.
Dane Cook plays a total slacker who has everyone do his own work. See why I always love him? Dax Shepard is really funny as the Employee of the Month winner for the [...]

I went to go see The Black Dahlia last night.
We did some shopping at Macy’s (ha.) and some dinner and drinks at Ruby Tuesday before our 9:40 movie start time. Since our shopping trip was a miserable failure, much like Josh Hartnett’s acting abilities, we spent a lot of time at Ruby Tuesday. We watched [...]

I went to go see The Last Kiss this weekend. I was craving nachos, and figured the only way to fulfill that craving was to go to the movies and have some. Here’s how I like to go see a movie - just show up at the theater and see whatever is playing next. It’s [...]

Another book I finished this summer? Marley & Me.
A first-time dog owner with a dog whose owner called him the World’s Worst Dog - does anyone see a resemblance here?
The cover of the book alone wouldn’t let me leave the book sitting there on the shelf of my local Barnes & Noble. For a fleeting [...]