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I’ve never watched Dancing with the Stars. I Tivo too much shit (and yes, it’s all pretty much shit) in the fall as it is. I may have to be moving around my Tivo schedule a bit this year.
Joey Lawrence and Mario Lopez are both going to be on the 3rd season of this lame [...]

I admit a lot of things here that I probably should not. I have a feeling that’s what keeps you all coming back for more. Here we ago again.
I’m watching Flavor of Love 2. It’s quite possibly the biggest trainwreck I’ve been privy to watching on TV. As far as I know, there have only [...]

It’s pretty regular for me to think of names that I could have christened my dog with, but each time I look at him, I don’t think he could be called anything other than Little Riley Fancy Pants. Or Pantsy. Dare I tell you all that Clay was one of the names in the running? [...]

“You had a bad day
The camera don’t lie
You’re coming back down and you really don’t mind
You had a bad day”
Even though, personally, I didn’t think it was a bad day at all.

Oh, Elliott. I love you. The Internet loves you (or at least Y does). I hope the rest of the phone-dialing world loves you, because I could only get in three times tonight. But, Elliott, I want you to know those three times were with so much love and admiration that they should have counted [...]

I’m a loyal Survivor fan. LOYAL, I tell you. The finale is this coming Sunday. The final hour of the finale is during Desperate Housewives’ second to last show of the season. Not acceptable.
I’m a one Tivo household without a VCR. I guess I can always download the episode of Desperate Housewives from iTunes or [...]

Let’s watch as the American Idol producers try to cram 10 performances in an hour, when every other Tuesday, they’ve always ran short on time. I’m guessing Paula’s been given a time limit to her gushing and we’ll hopefully see very limited filler videos.

I know that since it’s getting closer to the grand finale I should be getting more and more excited about watching American Idol on Tuesday nights. It’s been the exact opposite, though. I think the theme nights are wearing thin on me, and it’s really put a damper on probably the last three weeks. I [...]

American Idol. I’m okay with the final result. Not okay with the bottom three, as usual. I can’t remember a time when I’ve watched the show and been satisified with the entire bottom three. And I even vote!
Myspace.com. I’m so sucked into this site it hurts. I’ve found so many people that I went to [...]

Due to Night #1 of Puppy Obedience Class, I had to Tivo American Idol and watch it later. And due to my extreme disinterest in pretty much everything Rod Stewart related, I fast forwarded through much of the show.
That’s right, I’m the most unreliable American Idol review blogger ON THE WEB.