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I don’t have any kids. At least not any with less than four legs. Maybe that doesn’t qualify me for bitching about people that do have kids, but don’t worry - I’m fully prepared to take the wrath.
I stopped at the gas station this morning, because bottles of Mountain Dew are on sales between 5am [...]

There’s a phone in my apartment lobby that allows me to buzz people in the main door. It rings directly through to my cell phone. Last Thursday, I got a call from my mailman letting me know he had a couple of packages for me. I told him I wasn’t home (because I was at [...]

My plan was to come home today and write about my lovely Thanksgiving weekend, but the idea was thwarted pretty hardcore when I walked into the normally somewhat pleasant apartment I live in and realized it smelled of human waste. Perhaps that’s because the shower drain had backed up, soaking my entire bathroom floor (along [...]

When I talked to State Farm Insurance (the insurance company of the ass that slammed into me) several times this past week in an attempt to get a rental car, they assured me I would be put in something comparable to what I was driving. I was driving a Ford Escape.
Yesterday, I find out that [...]

Lately, I’ve had my fill of customer service people. As a former customer service representative and a very damn good one at that, it absolutely infuriates me to have shitty customer service. And it keeps happening more and more lately!
If you’re my server at a restaurant, I expect you to ask me how my food [...]

I was all set to write about the Minnesota Timberwolves player who was jerking off to porn while drunk and driving his car, because let’s face it - nobody was hurt when he crashed into a park car, so it’s kind of entertaining. But then I read about Arkansas’ Governor joining the troops of douchebags.
“I’m [...]

I mentioned Gretchen earlier tonight. She and her idiot owner(s) live in #119 (or maybe #103, because I don’t really know which way the numbers run in my building). I hadn’t ever really seen the owner(s) until tonight and now things kind of make sense… but I digress.
Gretchen doesn’t get walked. She gets kicked off [...]

And how about Sunday, you say? Saturay’s recap was getting way too long, and I knew you wouldn’t read all of it if I kept typing. I’m smart like that.
Riley Pants let me sleep in until 9. Score.
I went to the big city of Minneapolis for a cute little 4.5 mile training walk with Jenni [...]

Needless to say, i’ll never be an Alfonso Soriano Superfan due to his time spent wearing pinstripes for the Yankees.
Then, the other day, I read about his little stunt of refusing to take the field because he wasn’t playing secondbase for his new team, the Washington Nationals. In high school and/or college, if you try [...]