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I shouldn’t be posting, but I needed to.
My trip to visit The Cuz was incredible. The silent auction raised over $2400. I also met some incredibly gifted people, which also happened to be very awesome to hang out with. I came close to stealing a small toddler. I didn’t think about work, except when I [...]

Dear Paris Hilton:
Fuck off.
Yours in friendship,
Wendy

I may have just crossed the line of appropriateness with the neighborhood hooligans that walk by my balcony on their way to loiter on the picnic tables in the parka cross the street. The 11 year old bitchy leader of the crew just walked by and says to her posse (and I’ll use that term [...]

Every single holiday I always get completely bent out of shape when shopping for cards. Christmas, Anniversary, Birthday, gettin’ knocked up, whatever - the trips of me going into a store and finding the perfect card for the person and/or occasion are few and far between. For example, let’s relive my creative card giving when [...]

Awesome: In the last few days, I’ve purchased two plane tickets (one to St. Louis in July and one to Fort Lauderdale next January) and started working on reservations for Awesome Cruise: 2008. When/if I ever lose this job I have now, I’m gonna be one sad, sad kid.
Not awesome: I’ve had tooth pain bad [...]

About three months ago, my apartments were sold to a company that immediately hung up this large sign, claiming that “Home Is Where One Starts From”. I’ve already gotten into an argument (and nearly fisticuffs) with the new manager, because he didn’t return my phone call, and was going to charge me $50 for something [...]

Here’s the thing. I’m paying $14.99/month for unlimited text and picture messages. And I use them to the tone of about 1400 messages a month. Yeah, I’m a nerd, but when I’m on the phone all day at work, the last thing I want to do when I get home is talk on the phone.
I’ve [...]

Comcast is lucky the cable guy was hot, early, and efficient. Otherwise, I would still be angry. Apparently someone accidentally turned my cable off. Hey, thanks, asses. I pay that bill, thank you very much.
I managed to go 48 hours without cable/internet and I did not die. I wish to not attempt this again. I [...]

Man, after Sidney Ponson threw like a douchebag off the mound against the Yankees last night, I knew I had to get a ticket for tonight’s game. Ahh, baseball during a winter weather advisory. I don’t see how it could get any better.
Speaking of baseball (okay, not really), I got home from work last night [...]

I’ma give you the latest updates in Hollywood right now, and then you can just stop reading the Internets for the rest of your life.
Britney Spears? Crazy. And not the song.
Kevin Federline? Not such a bad idea anymore, now, is he?
Anna Nicole Smith? Dead
Howard K. Stern? Douchebag
Dancing With the Stars? lots of wash-ups
Marcia Cross? twin [...]