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And we’re baaaaaack!
I went to Jersey this weekend and had an awesome time. Like a seriously awesome time.
Hardly anything we planned on doing actually happened, but just hanging out with Zuly and Craig couldn’t have been any better. It was the perfect relaxing vacation that I definitely needed after the past few weeks of crazy [...]

Best toys ever, if you ask Riley. The lifejacket-wearing frog is a new addition and now he can’t decide which he likes better - the tattered cow or the purple frog. It’s been an issue for six days now. He walks around whining because he can’t carry them both in his mouth.
I’m leaving on a [...]

Tonight was Joe Mauer Sideburn Night at the Twins game. The sideburns weren’t enough for me, so I decided to use the patches of fur for other facial decoration.
This has led me to one conclusion. If I were a dude, I would totally have facial hair. I could not top touching it. It [...]

Yeah, I’m not sure why we were so damn cute either. That’s The Cuz in the background and and me in the diaper. And my doll that I still remember. If I didn’t know better, I would say we’re in our grandparents’ station wagon.

With my Gym Buddyâ„¢ now living in Bangor, Maine, I haven’t been to the gym yet this month. In fact, I haven’t been to the gym since July 18th. I’m not a winner right now!
I have nothing motivational to say to myself to go. I’m just going to quit being stupid and go. Besides, how [...]

In 40 years, after I turn Catholic and become a nun, you’ll totally be able to find me. I’ll look like this:

It’s a poor quality camera shot taken after the final Lynx home game, but I have a feeling she would have been a-okay had I asked to actually pose with her in a picture.
Also [...]

I’m home. My dog is home. The Twins lost to the Royals to end their 11-game winning streak.
And here are a few pictures (the rest are here) from my long overdue weekend in Milwaukee.

On June 4th, Riley Pants was a male model. These are the rest of the pictures, all of them thanks to Cat, who asked if he’d like to pose with her for a while.

The Greenie Century, an event in which we consume 100 Greenies in the month of June, was completed last night. A week early. We’re overachievers. Again, I forgot my camera, which was probably wise. If my count is correct, I think there were 17 people there last night, so achieving our goal was a complete [...]

I shall steal pictures from others to show what I did last night.
After the Twins swept the Sawx, I joined The Posse at Tony Jaro’s River Garden to continue on with The Greenie Century. This is where we drink 100 “Greenies” in the span of a month between all of us. Greenies are green. Apparently, [...]