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Because today is George Bush’s birthday. I’m gonna go buy some decorations and head to D.C.
You know what goes well with Bush’s birthday? P!NK LYRICS!

I was all set to write about the Minnesota Timberwolves player who was jerking off to porn while drunk and driving his car, because let’s face it - nobody was hurt when he crashed into a park car, so it’s kind of entertaining. But then I read about Arkansas’ Governor joining the troops of douchebags.
“I’m [...]

This is honestly one of the most awesome tattoos I’ve ever seen.
Mary Wohlford, an 80-year-old from Decorah, Iowa, walked into a tattoo shop in Galena, IL in February and got some ink. She even talked the shop owner into giving her a senior citizen discount.
She even told him that she’d bring a “busload of old [...]

WASHINGTON — A spokesman for the Homeland Security Department was put on unpaid leave today after being charged with preying on a child through online sexual conversations with an undercover detective who was posing as a 14-year-old girl. [link]
Really? Unpaid leave?
Dear Homeland Security:
He flaunted the fact that he was a Homeland Security official to the [...]