hi, i’m wendy. i find myself very interesting.
Someone jumped off our favorite cruise ship!
According to a news release from the Coast Guard, the woman had been traveling with her boyfriend on the Costa Mediterranea when "she had become angry and agitated and then unexpectedly jumped overboard."
Knowing what I know about the Costa Mediterranea and being obsessed with each and everyone one of [...]
The White House is on fire. Britney Spears’ 12 year old sister is pregnant. A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila has ended. What is the world coming to?
It’s a good thing my grandma just called and asked Riley (or Rilo, as she calls him) to come out for lunch, or I’m not sure how [...]
When I was in middle school, nobody ever offered me any drugs and it wasn’t until high school that I was offered any kind of booze. We always heard stories of the rub-on stickers that were laced with acid on the back, and how we shouldn’t take any stickers from strangers, because they could be [...]
It was awesome while it lasted, though.
Iowa would not have been next on my mental list of states that would be okay with this!
DES MOINES, Iowa - A Polk County judge on Thursday struck down Iowa’s law banning gay marriage and ordered the county recorder to permit gay and lesbian couples to marry (via)
My favorite response to people against allowing gays [...]
For a few months, I’ve had “Rehab” by Amy Winehouse as my cell phone ring tone. It’s distracting, yes, but not overly so. Not as much as my current ring, which happens to be “Crazy Bitch” by Buckcherry. In any case, now that Amy Winehouse is in rehab, the song kind of loses it’s meaning. [...]
A major bridge just collapsed in Minneapolis. Some of it fell into the Mississippi River and some fell onto the road below. I don’t really know what’s going on as far injuries and fatalities go, but the broadcast I’m watching on it keeps mentioning “red cards”, which obviously isn’t a good thing. It’s not pretty.
And [...]
If there was ever a time when I wanted to give Lindsay Lohan a knuckle sandwich, it’d be right about now. She wants to go to Iraq to entertain the troops.
Even without Sen. Clinton, Lohan is confident she can handle an Iraq trip on her own. “I’m not afraid of going,” she says. “My security [...]
From Clerks 2:
Dante Hicks: ‘Porch monkey’ is a racial slur against black people!
Randal Graves: Oh it is not! Coon, spook, spade, moolie, jigaboo, nig-nog, those are racial slurs!
From Massachusetts governor Mitt Romney:
The best thing politically would be to stay as far away from that tar baby as I can.
Seriously. But since he used it during [...]
I reguarly entertain the thought of going back to school and becoming a teacher. I had several positive role models and terrific influences as I went through school, and could definitely see myself in those same shoes. Some of my best friends are teachers or close to it, and they do it because they love [...]