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Know what happens on February 14th?
Wrong. It’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Day. Finally, a reason to not slit my wrists every mid-February. Oh, but I only jest. I could take or leave Valentine’s Day, but it was only today that I found out halfway-nudie magazine day coincided with that very over-saturated-in-pink holiday.
Aside from pages upon [...]

I had my alarm set for 6 a.m. today, so I could head over to Sean’s and participate in the trivia contest I mentioned here. It’s hard damn trivia. I was overly excited that I knew two answers without having to look anything up. You’d understand how awesome that is if you knew the rest [...]

It’s -6 right now. The low tonight is supposed to be -14. I’m going out, because it’s Cindi’s birthday, so why wouldn’t I?
The weather today and the next couple of days are the only times I question why I moved to Minnesota. But once I think about the alternative, I realize that I can handle [...]

Home from Vegas. Stop.
Nobody was arrested, married, and/or completely broke. Stop.
Pictures, stories, embellishments to follow. Stop.
Details of the trip, or just the short and sweet - you decide. Stop.

I walk into my chiropractor’s office, which is where I spend a minimum of one hour per week. This is down from two months worth of three appointments per week. Yay for that.
In any case, I walk in and the reception (who is a girl) says, “Oh, hi Wendy. Did you get your hair cut?” [...]

I just finished addressing New Year’s cards. I’m feeling rather accomplished!
Considering I didn’t get home until 4:30 this morning and had to take a shower after that (don’t ask), I’m quite proud of my productivity for the day!
Out to lunch, to the bank to make a deposit, a trip to the dog park, an attempt [...]

As much time as I spend on the internet updating here or anywhere else, reading celebrity gossip, or IM’ing with people, I’ve always thought it would be overly interesting to use some type of keylogger software, just to see what kind of patterns I follow when online.
Like, do I look my blog’s stattracker and then [...]

I’ve been tossing the idea around and finally committed to it this morning at 9:12 am. I’m gonna jump into the whole Nano craze this year. I say this every year, but this is the first time I’ve actually started writing and I’m up to 380 words right now, thank you very much. Only about [...]

I think I should start a new catagory called: The Tales of Wendy’s Trips to the Doctor.
I now have an appointment with a family doctor on 10/17 and a physical therapist on 11/9, because that’s the soonest they could get me in. I’m feeling slightly uncomfortable about waiting almost a month before starting physical therapy.
I’m [...]

I don’t really know that my life can regularly continue until I find out what Britney Spears and K-Fed named their new offspring. Becuase, seriously. This shit effects me.