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So. You know I don’t have a job, right? Right. Well, my health benefits run out next week. I’m going to try to squeeze in one final visit to the chiropractor before I’m cut off, because I’m not forking over the $350+/month for COBRA insurance. I’m hoping that doesn’t come back to bite me, but [...]

I’m using my crockpot right now and making grown up things like White Chicken Chili, thanks to Melissa’s recipe. I figure making something that my grandma would eat makes up for the fact that I spent the morning making my party specialty - JELLO SHOT SALAD, which has somehow become a staple of any good [...]

My phone just rang, and the only reason I answered it is because I thought it was one of my former Work Boys™, because he’s threatened to call me every day when he gets off work until I answer the phone. This number had also called my phone five times in the last 24 hours.
Turns [...]

Little secret for you. I’m not a fan of summer. My innards are about five degrees hotter than your average bear, and I really hate sweating (especially with no hair). When folks that don’t live in this state ask me how I like the weather (because the weather and the Mall of America are the [...]

There are approximately 227 different reasons I’ll be happy to move out of my current apartment, and I’m sad that I won’t be able to get rid of them for another five months. I’ve already irritated two apartment leasing people, because they think it’s asinine I’m checking into their buildings this early. Hi, I like [...]

During football season and in Minnesota, there are parties full of purple all the time. Or at least there used to be before the Vikings started sucking even more than before. But this Purple Party is the only one you’d find me at anytime soon.
I’ve never actually known anyone with Alzheimer’s, but before I [...]

This weekend, I was in charge of buying a wedding gift, wrapping it, and bringing it to the wedding/reception. The latter of those two never happened, but I didn’t feel too bad about it, because who needs two big boxes from Crate & Barrel when you’re headed for two weeks in Tahiti and Bora Bora, [...]

I keep trying to do a recap about The 3 Day, but it’s just not working. Twice my browser has crashed midway through, so clearly it’s a sign you’re never supposed to know about it.
If someone can tell me how my dog’s mouth can smell like an ass a mere 24 hours after he got [...]

It’s starting to storm here again and it seems pretty severe according to the news. I missed the window of opportunity to take Riley outside before it started pouring, which meant our three minutes outside warranted standing outside while it was lightening. Not the safest thing I’ve ever done, but there are still about two [...]

Before he took the field tonight for the first time with his new team and before he changed shirts three times and before BECKHAMCAM was activated on ESPN2, the very beautiful (and I’ve heard very charming) David Beckham had dinner tonight. Here’s his credit card receipt:
You know who was with him, right? His beautiful wife, [...]