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@agent_zero pizza party at my place! i have coupons! #
My dog is licking the carpet. I always thought he was gay… Maybe he’s a lesbian. #

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So. My recruiter texted me to see if I was at Pi and now I’m trying to talk her into coming to the 90s. She better find me a job! #
Tonight was fantastic. I can’t explain why. It just was. In five thousand ways even. #
I just had the best cupcake in the world courtesy [...]

We’re in the burbs and I ran into my roommate from 2002’s boyfriend. Kinda not saying hi! #
Making business plans with your BFFs at a bar during 2-for-1s? Best ideas ever. #
And this whole bar just got rickrolled by @agent_zero! #
@billhelm mancini’s is for pussies! #
@billhelm but do they have 2-for-1s??!! #
I don’t know what [...]

Facebook | Scrabulous
If you’re on Facebook, you should play Scrabble. Without it, I may have gone crazy since being unemployed.

VIDEO: New Kids’ Reunion Announcement
I can’t decide if I want to be absolutely excited or horribly mortified. I’ll let you know after I go to their reunion tour. Sigh.

Rickroll the New York Mets all year long!
The [...]

Someone just drove past my building blaring Ricky Martin’s "Livin’ La Vida Loca". I love springtime in MInneapolis! #
I love Top Chef and I have no idea what half the words even mean. At all. #

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fuckingrad.muxtape.com / Europe - The Final Countdown
Thanks to Brian at east-lake.net for this gem of a playlist!

@best_day_ever it’s endless summer night. close to cock night, but not quite! #
king me #
Huh. Who knew I had all of Britney Spears’ "Piece of Me" memorized? Not me. #
The HR lady that fired me is eating lunch at the same place I am. And her dumb ass wanted to say hi! HUGS. #

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@Suzi109 Sometimes I do too. While intoxicated even. You can guess how fantastic that is. #
I just deleted Tila Tequila from my MySpace friends list. I feel so much more mature. #
I have a Happy Hour with former co-workers tonight. I want to get drunk beforehand, but I don’t want to bus it to Eden [...]

Carlos Gomez: batting 100% and leading the league in stolen bases, son. #
@best_day_ever please pick me up some googly eyes, son. #

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Our server has a badonkadonk. It’s snowing on Opening Day. I’m drinking $3 beer. Definitely an alright day. #

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