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The Ultimate Dry - 10 Great Tampon Ads From Around the World
Who new tampons could be so damn funny!

kanYe West : Blog: He’s sorry.
He called was in Sacramento and called it Seattle. But apologized via blog. Kinda adorable.

I kinda love Kanye a lot. I guess it started with “Stronger”, and then I started listening to his older stuff a little bit more thoroughly, and realized I LOVE THIS DUDE. When he announced his [...]

ThinkJobs - Now Hiring: Salesmen
SALESMEN ONLY. People with breasts (that require a bra) need not apply.

BUKLED BRIGHT MULTI (Steve Madden shoes)
What the hell, Steve Madden? (via Perez Hilton)

It’s no secret. I like to dance. A lot. And while it may not be even remotely close to “Dancing with the Stars” type material most of the time, you should probably find me doing the Cupid Shuffle sometime. That’s when I shine, my friends, in line dancing. Albeit hip hop line dancing… but still.
There’s [...]

AJ Pierzynski Taking Jello Shots
It’s baseball season, which means I resume my position of hating A.J. Pierzynski.

Just spent 2 hours on the phone with my brother fixing a computer issue. My head is spinning because his ADD is 10x worse than mine. #
I’m wearing pinstripe pants. I think this means I get the job I’m interviewing for automatically. #
I just did a phone interview on the way to another one which [...]

Video of Hillary Clinton Drinking Shots and Beers
She’s shootin’ Crown Royal. It’s no Red Headed Slut, but it’ll do.

Can you name the U.S. States? (thanks, Jenni)
It took me 1 minute and 42 seconds.

Bret Michaels is nothing short of a god. A god with the hair of a pony. #
If I wasn’t so shy, I’d totally meet my next shawty at the dog park. I just wanted to use the word shawty. #

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You know how sometimes you’ll see something that somebody’s wearing and thing “Holy crap! I wish I could pull that off!”? For me, it’s usually a pair of tennis shoes that white girls shouldn’t be wearing to work… but sometimes that doesn’t stop me.
What else falls into that category of stuff that looks pretty fantastic, [...]

Yankees will donate once-buried Red Sox jersey to Boston-area charity
Gino Castignoli? You’re my hero, sir.

Texas entrepreneur named Miss USA - CNN.com
Heather Mills, Rob Schneider, Olympic gold-medal swimmer Amanda Beard; and Christian Siriano, winner of Bravo’s fashion reality series were the judges. I hope Christian called someone a Hot Tranny Mess.