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One of my favorite things about living in the suburbs of Minneapolis is Pride Weekend. There are billions of things about it that I love, but I’ll save you the details and just give you super awesome things I’m looking forward to this year.
Tiffany. And Kimberley Locke.
They’re both performing at Sunday’s Block Party. And the [...]

My weekend has been so overwhelmingly exciting that I don’t think you can handle it. However, the amount of sleep I’ve gotten over the past three days will surely last me for a while, and you know, some good old fashioned lazy ass sleeping was kinda what I needed.
I went to go see The [...]

My horoscope today:
No matter how hard you try to stay focused, others seem to distract you from your chores. As the day progresses, you might just decide to leave your obligations unfinished so you can pursue your weekend plans a bit early. Don’t be hard on yourself if you feel irresponsible. You aren’t escaping, just [...]

My next door neighbor has been pounding on her apartment door for the past 45 minutes trying to get whoever is inside to wake up and answer the door. Everyone on the entire floor can surely hear it. The pounding stopped for a few minutes, but only resumed when she’d walked outside and started banging [...]

Today, along with my water bill for the month, I got the title of my car. That bastard is now officially paid off. I think that means it’s time to look for a new car. BUT I’M NOT. Yet.
Now I’m about to embark on an eight hour drive to The Sedalia. Not too happy about [...]

I’m a loyal Survivor fan. LOYAL, I tell you. The finale is this coming Sunday. The final hour of the finale is during Desperate Housewives’ second to last show of the season. Not acceptable.
I’m a one Tivo household without a VCR. I guess I can always download the episode of Desperate Housewives from iTunes or [...]

I’m a Pisces. I’ve always known that, but i’ve always just taken it with a grain of salt. I mean, who cares? Nobody really believes in that astrological shit anyway and it’s all a bunch of hocus pocus, right? Yeah, don’t worry, that’s what I thought, too.
But when my horoscope says this: “Safeguard your work [...]

So. There was a party Friday night. I mentioned that. What I haven’t mentioned yet is how unbelievably awesome it was. There was piñata bashing, moonshine, shots of said moonshine, me bartending, awesome drinking games, people in a pile on the floor five deep, catching up with awesome current friends, making awesome new friends, playing [...]

Internet:
If you could just remember to be online via some sort of instant messaging program when I get home from parties, that’d be great. I can send you a schedule if you’re confused at all. I just usually have a lot of things to talk about at 3:20 in the morning after a long night [...]

I went to the liquor store on my way home from work today to pick up a couple things for the great celebration tonight. It was just the essentials - Sour Apple Pucker, club soda, diet club soda, and then a special request Jenni asked me to pick up. I called her for one last [...]