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Tonight was Joe Mauer Sideburn Night at the Twins game. The sideburns weren’t enough for me, so I decided to use the patches of fur for other facial decoration.
This has led me to one conclusion. If I were a dude, I would totally have facial hair. I could not top touching it. It [...]

Yeah, I’m not sure why we were so damn cute either. That’s The Cuz in the background and and me in the diaper. And my doll that I still remember. If I didn’t know better, I would say we’re in our grandparents’ station wagon.

Hey, you guys know who my favorite baseball player is, right? C’mon, now. It’s Joe Mauer. You knew that.
Well, homeboy is on the cover of August 7th’s Sports Illustrated. Let’s forget about the Sports Illustrated Cover Jinx for a couple of minutes, because I don’t even want to think about that in the middle of [...]

You know me, I always have a lot to write about and if I could find the time, you’d probably get close to 2098 posts a day. Call me chatty. Today, I’m feeling particularly chatty about my humble abode.
There was no ham-throwing or loud-partying next door last night and no tiny dog on the loose [...]

This is the shirt I have on today. I like to wear it a lot. I’m very sad that nobody at work as commented on it, but maybe it’s because they already know how absolutely full of myself I am.

Hey Internet. I owe you a ton of posts. I keep starting them and then never finishing them. And also, I’ve apparently been busy trying on new hats.

I was going to explain the drama that developed at my apartment last night, but I think it’ll work just fine for me to paste the letter I wrote to the management of my complex. Letter writing is such an abandoned practice, but I think I’m going to start doing it more. Even if it’s [...]

Sometimes I get angry. I think we all do. But tonight, after a long walk, I got home and found an email or two that really got my blood boiling. I won’t talk about it here, because it’s not really the appropriate thing to do. Suffice to say, I’m glad I can control my anger [...]

I just downloaded “We’re Gonna Win, Twins” as my cell phone ring from MLB.com’s website. This is a sign that I should clearly go to bed now before I start buying other things that seem super awesome at this point in time.
This is the best I could do for the lyrics for now, because I [...]

The best weekend ever continues! I went to workout today with My Gym Buddy™. And I almost cried as we were leaving because he said he has to cancel his membership. He’s moving to Bangor, ME. SAD! I knew he and his girlfriend were going to eventually move there, but holy damn, I thought it [...]