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If you were to say to me, “Hey, Wendy! How’s your foot?”, I would reply with one of the following:

What foot? (This is my reply after taking my generic Vicodin.)
Let me hack it off with a dull, rusty paper cutter. Then I can hand you the foot and you can look at it your own [...]

And we’re baaaaaack!
I went to Jersey this weekend and had an awesome time. Like a seriously awesome time.
Hardly anything we planned on doing actually happened, but just hanging out with Zuly and Craig couldn’t have been any better. It was the perfect relaxing vacation that I definitely needed after the past few weeks of crazy [...]

It’s been a little over a week since my last trip to urgent care, and since I got the bill for it in the mail yesterday, I figured I’d share an update. And also ask if my hospital bill can be considered a tax write off since the reason I was in the hospital was [...]

It only took me five years, four months, and 17 days, but I finally did it. I put 100,000 miles on my 2001 Ford Escape this morning on the way to work.

It’s been through a lot with me.

two speeding tickets in Missouri
one speeding ticket in Iowa
two parking tickets in Minnesota
one trip to the impound lot
two [...]

I spent the weekend hobbling along on my cast at the Minnesota State Fair (fair pictures) and the Minnesota Zoo (zoo pictures). I’m so Minnesotan. If I knew how, I’d make hotdish for dinner.
I wish it was acceptable for my closet to look like this:

You know what’s no fun in a cast? Shoe shopping!

Now I’m [...]

I was going to post all my pictures from the walk and write all about it, except I’m having some memory card issues that I’m not competent enough to figure out right now, because the thought of losing those pictures makes me want to cry.
However, I can share my morning’s activities with you. It involved [...]

I bought some Motrin yesterday at Target, because I wanted to take some on the walk with me. You know, in case I developed any pain and/or cramps after walking 20 miles a day.
I think my ovaries and uterus were paying attention to my Target purchase, because they seem to be having an ultimate cage [...]

Oh, I totally had a dream this morning.
I was helping my dad and my uncle Pete load up a Uhaul truck full of mattresses. We worked for a while and then decided to take a lunch break. We headed into this small deli-type place, where we ordered turkey sandwiches.
I was soon eating by myself, when [...]

My company’s summer picnic, which includes a Saints baseball game, is today. I was super excited about it.  Until then I realized I left the tickets for the game at my desk at work. Now, I’d go get them, but I seem to have misplaced by badge that allows me to get into the door.
I [...]

Tonight was Joe Mauer Sideburn Night at the Twins game. The sideburns weren’t enough for me, so I decided to use the patches of fur for other facial decoration.
This has led me to one conclusion. If I were a dude, I would totally have facial hair. I could not top touching it. It [...]