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I feel like I neglected my weekend wrap-up after reading the lovely and details posts of Jenni and Matt, so I’ll do it in infamous list-type format.

Drove to Mankato with every intention of driving back later that night.
Got pulled over as I headed south, but just got a very long lecture instead of a ticket. [...]

My friends and I have our own language. I’m not kidding. There are multiple versions of it and none of it makes sense, yet we just know. It’s weirdly awesome.
Sure glad it’s Friday! Yeah, right. My abundant TV schedule is the only thing that keeps me aware of what day it is.
I still haven’t gotten [...]

I’m in the process of watching Flicka (the remake), which stars Tim McGraw. Even the six seconds of Tim McGraw shirtless hasn’t made up for the shittiness of the movie. Sorry, Tim. It may be over between us.
Before that, I watched A Mighty Heart, mainly because Angelina Jolie is a fine piece of ass actress. [...]

I watched a lot of college hockey today and yesterday. It took me a whole year, but I’m finally starting to understand it. Last year, I just knew the puck went in the net and that meant one team scored. Now I know a bunch of awesome penalties (hooking is my favorite) and some rules [...]

Metaphorically speaking in some cases.

My sinuses
Bret Michaels
Oprah
Windows Vista
the splinter I just got under my fingernail

I’ve noticed over the past couple of months that I really hate going to bed on Sunday nights, and I think it’d because I know I have to be a responsible adult every Monday morning. Apparently I’m not a fan.
Or maybe [...]

I’ve done all but one of these things today, and I’d like to challenge all of you to pick which one.

Stolen a piece of cheese from the work ‘fridge.
Signed up for a community ed class called Whittling.
Tried to take a co-workers chair apart.
Forgot to wear socks. Again.
Named something Sassafrass.
Watched a video on how to start [...]

I keep trying to do a recap about The 3 Day, but it’s just not working. Twice my browser has crashed midway through, so clearly it’s a sign you’re never supposed to know about it.
If someone can tell me how my dog’s mouth can smell like an ass a mere 24 hours after he got [...]

I’ve been watching this season of America’s Got Talent. I’ve got a lot of time on my hands (apparently) and this is one of the shows that my Tivo’s been hounding me to record, so I succumbed to its all knowing power. I kind of love Butterscotch, because I love any girl that beats a [...]

Please go do a little bidding action for the Boob Ha Ha if you haven’t already. I have my eye on a couple of the photographs, because I still don’t have anything on my walls except shelves and a smashed mosquito.
If Clay Aiken put his foot on my armrest mid-flight, I don’t know if I’d [...]

And these are things I did tonight, rather than the things I should have been doing tonight, which include cleaning my apartment, grocery shopping, cleaning my car, and organizing stuff for a 3 Day garage sale we’re having Friday-Sunday.

Updated my about page. It’s painfully boring, but my creativity was nowhere to be found.
Uploaded, organized, captioned, [...]