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12 Sep 20091. Oprah.
2. This video:
3. The fact that the Black Eyed Peas changed the words to their song to INCLUDE Oprah.
4. Oprah jumping and singing to hip-hop-ish songs.
5. The fact that T-Mobile sponsored this entire thing.
6. Wet socks.
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1 Jul 2009Funny thing? I’ve lost 15 pounds over the past three months without really trying all that hard. It doesn’t sound like all that much, but here’s the funny thing — it makes me no longer morbidly obese and I’m no longer eligible for weight loss surgery. The latter wasn’t at all something I was considering [...]
Yesterday, I woke up and went to the store to get some donuts and coffee before The General woke up. While I was determining which delicious pastry from Super America I wanted, I caught something out of the corner of my eye. It was a very scantily clad lady, standing about 6 feet tall. She [...]
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27 Mar 2009It’s be 2+ weeks since I actually posted something, which is kinda crazy for me… And, because I know the world doesn’t like reading long paragraphs, here’s a list of things that have happened since then:
I celebrated my 7th year of living in Minnesota!
I got a Blackberry, thanks to Matilda444’s generosity.
I’ve been to at least [...]
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16 Feb 2009With Jenni and Matt in Jamaica, I’m car-sitting for Anna, Matt’s Grand Am. I forgot that driving a car makes me feel like I’m sitting on a skateboard.
If you’re on LinkedIn and we’re not connected, we totally should be. Who knows. We might need to conduct some business together.
I’ve been catching up on TV the [...]
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15 Dec 2008Holidailies says you can take a break, so that’s what I’ll consider yesterday. My break from posting a whole 12 days in a row. That’s high pressure.
All of the snow that’s hit Minneapolis has taken residence upon the roof of my apartment building, directly above my desk. And now, it looks like there’s two spots [...]
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21 Nov 2008The list of Things to Do before heading down south for the Thanksgiving break keeps building, but we’re finally finding time to catch up on things. Here’s what we have to finish before 3pm on Monday:
Puppy Spa Day (the dogs get their ears cleaned, nails clipped, and teeth brushed)
Make Jello Shot Salad
Buy Beer to take [...]
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10 Jul 2008Things I saw after I turned my computer off at work and headed down the elevator until just right now:
A co-worker leaning into the back window of his VW Passat while cleaning safety glass out. Someone was ballsy enough to punch in the window in the middle of the afternoon while it was parked in [...]
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3 Jul 2008This is the first 4th of July weekend I’ve remained in the Twin Cities since moving here. I’m usually in Milwaukee whooping it up at Summerfest. I was just talking to The Generalâ„¢, explaining how the first time we went to Summerfest must have been 2002. If my external hard drive was up and running, [...]
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16 Jun 2008I got out of bed early this morning. And by early I mean more than 10 minutes before I’m supposed to leave my house (8:30) in order to get to work on time. Quite honestly, I can leave my place at 8:45 and get there by 9:00, but if that happens, it involves cutting people [...]
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