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I have a confession. i’ve been blogging with sponsored content. It’s true. I’ve sold out. To the tune of $76.52 even!
At first, I thought the whole PayPerPost thing was kind of sketchy. Maybe they won’t pay me or maybe they’ll only want me to write about things like penis enhancement drugs or other high quality [...]

A lot of my fine readers have been around for years and I take advantage of that by not always spelling things out or including every raw detail of something that my relate to my past. I mean, why wouldn’t everyone on the face of this Earth have been reading twodolla.org since the late 90s? [...]

So, if your score is higher, good for you. But I’m working on Strongbow Cider and mimosas tonight, kids. My life goes from crazy to that of an ol’ spinster in a week’s time. Good thing tomorrow night is Cindi’s birthday celebration, or I’d completely lose my badass reputation if I sat at home watching [...]

You could totally be my Valentine and probably make an honest woman out of me, if you just took me here for Valentine’s Day.
Make your Valentine’s day STEAMY! Take your Valentine to White Castle on Wednesday, February 14 between 5 and 8 p.m. and enjoy hostess seating, candlelit dining and your own server. Reservations are [...]

I think my first child and/or next pet will be named Google. It’s a strong name and basically rules my life, so why not name an offspring - animal or otherwise - after it?
Jenni and I are trying to organize the Truffle Making Bonanza this weekend, and we were trying to locate our recipe from [...]

I had a kick ass weekend, with pictures and stories to post, but I’m sleepy for reasons that can’t really be divulged. Instead of content, you get this:

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For you long time readers, it’s not going to come as a surprise to you that I used to be a big fan of online dating. I’ve kind of abandoned the dating aspect of it now, and have wound up meeting pretty much some of the coolest people ever from different online sources.
However, if I [...]

I’m sure you will all agree that I don’t have the best taste in music. I’ve never been ashamed of that or tried to deny it, because it’s just kind of impossible when it’s as obvious as it is.
I was out Friday night and heard the song Baby Got Back. Only it wasn’t the regular [...]

My friends and I, we do a lot of funny stuff. We can’t help it, we’re just awesome that way. It’s not usually planned and it’s never really too well thought out and I think that’s mainly because we have things like jobs. There are times, though, when I come upon some funny videos online [...]

I’ll be in Vegas in less than 36 hours. I’m not really all that excited. Right.
I kinda let Bill and Jenni and everyone else who’d been there handle something I really didn’t want to touch - Hotel Reservations. We knew we wanted to be as close to the strip as possible without having to use [...]