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I really wanted to go to work with Matt (and Jenni, too) tonight. Apparently when you freelance for a magazine, you get to have bartenders make you special drinks and then write about them. Hello, awesome job.
Instead, I opted to stay at home (after dinner), work on “increasing my pipeline” (how hot does that sound?), [...]

For a while now, I’ve been listening to music that you wouldn’t normally find on my iPod. I’m sure the majority of you are relieved I’m listening to something other than Hanson remixes and former American Idol contestants. I guess it all started with my co-workers “New Orleans-style brass band” and has kind of gotten [...]

I’m kind of embarrassed to admit this, but I’ll do it anyway, just for you guys. I love me some a shopping blog or two. I have a whole category on my RSS reader full of ‘em. If it weren’t for sites like this, I’d spend way too much time screwing around on the internet [...]

Hey, don’t you need a Banana Bunker?This is the funniest damn thing ever. Had I not just dropped $100 on food and food alone at the pet store tonight, I would buy some and you’d all be getting them for St. Patrick’s Day or Easter or something.
I mean, because who doesn’t want to carry their [...]

Are you the woman that men are looking for? I know that’s a question I constantly ask myself. Ha. Hahaha. Oh, man. It’s okay. I laughed for a good while, too.
In ANY case, if you were wondering where you might be able find out this valuable, and possibly lifelong desired information? Understanding Men can help. [...]

You guys have probably figured out by now that I like to write about myself. A lot. Probably too much. And I’ll admit, the main reason I do is just to entertain myself. I’d never really thought about taking it to the next level until about five seconds ago.
What next level, you might be asking? [...]

I’m blaming this post on the fact that the snow finally put the kibosh on my desired activities. It started by snowing in many a-vehicles to prevent a trip for brunching at Town Talk this morning, but it has made it a good day for the napping.
Do you guys remember Matt Buckstein? He’s the cowboy [...]

If it weren’t for these fancy pants things called RSS reader, I’d totally have a newsletter of some fashion set up for this blog. Maybe something that would be sent out every week to let people know the exciting posts and/or pictures of my dogs they may have missed, because who could really carry on [...]

I know it’s early, but now that pitchers and catchers have reported to spring training, I think it’s perfect timing to sign up for Yahoo! Fantasy Baseball, which happens to be one of my most favorite things ever.
Just go here to sign up, click the “Sign Up Now” or “Get Another Team” button, and follow [...]

For the love of God and all that is holy, why did she have to go and get a dog involved?
I was okay when it was just a regular ol’ custody battle between a trashy wannabe white-rapper and a trashy used-to-be-awesome pop star. Child support, split custody, that all gets hashed out in court. It’s [...]