two dolla

Remember a little over a year ago when two dolla had to magically disappear due to a little snafu of being discovered for some inappropriate content by a co-worker? (Incidentally, that same co-worker who found my site also drove past my wreck I had seven months ago and then sent smart ass emails to me [...]

Do any of you use Twitter?
At first, I hated it. My local friends and I use Dodgeball, which is super convenient and actually super helpful for me, because it sends out actual addresses, too. I need those sometimes!
Once I set Twitter up through my phone, though, I kind of started loving it. I have an [...]

Aside from work and the dog park, I haven’t ventured outside of my apartment since Saturday afternoon.
I have to use my gym membership and/or passport to pick my Twins/Royals tickets up tonight.
I haven’t had caffeine for a week.
I’ve misplaced several very important things during the week I haven’t had caffeine.
I haven’t had sugary type things [...]

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Ellen DeGeneres shows this on her show at least once a week and I seriously can’t stop being creeped out about it.
(Is it obviously I now have a plugin that lets me embed YouTube videos? Except I can’t figure out why they show up just as links on RSS readers.)

The other day, Desi and I were talking about Craigslist and some of the ads that people place that are absolutely the worst ideas ever, and how Craigslist (or CL as we obsessive nerds like to call it!) isn’t exactly the place to meet high quality people. (Note: Don’t yell at me. This is a [...]

The Cuz asked me some interview question per my request. While waiting for Dancing With the Stars to end, I answered them.
And now, I guess if you want me to ask you 5 questions, I will. I’m nice and accommodating like that.
1. When are you getting your next tattoo, and what will it be?
Soon! [...]

Riley, my little puppy that’s currently sniffing my leg, is a shedder. A bad shedder. My backseat, which is his seat, is covered in short little white hairs. My couch, which is a chocolate brown color, is also covered in short little white hairs. All of my clothes, even the ones that are hanging in [...]

I’m not fully functional right now, but this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time.

Firstly, we’re still one team short for fantasy baseball. Here are the details. As soon as one more person’s registered, we’ll have our draft and everyone but me can start losing.
And secondly, tomorrow is the final registration day for Team Boobylicious’ Bar Trivia. Trivia details are here and the registration form can be found online [...]

I seriously love Explosm comics. I finally subscribed to the RSS feed and I will now have a reason to laugh my ass off every day. Especially when I relate to about 98.7% of them.
The Vajayjay Girls and I went dancing last night, and for the first time we actually got in trouble for something. [...]